part 4, the hopeless romantic mosquito x modelsquito😼😼😼
farquaad pov:
i walk into my bed, as i was about to binge read fics on padwatt
"hello pookie bear" shrek said, opening the door after his school lessons
"hello honey woney boo boo bear" i replied, twirling my beautiful hair
i saw a mosquito in my bedroom, i tried getting to swatter but it processed stuff 10x faster than me, a human
then... the mosquito started singing cupid by fifty fifty
https://youtu.be/Zqy1UEvEbJo?si=nxqNcUbdWiGOlwsG
"OI SHUT UP GERALD IM TRYING TO FILM THIS AD FOR A MAGAZINE" another mosquito had said
"b-b-but james senpai, i'm just trying to explain my feelings🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" gerald cried, continuing his sad song
"hmm, you were feeling a lil angst?" i asked, hiding my tears
"y-y-yes, human senpai" gerald replied, crying his giant ass eyes out
i killed his bully, rodi-
NO PP JOKES
(more words when motivated)
