today i walked to school with paul-kun...
"h-hey baka..!! c-can i hold y-your.. hand..?" i whisper in his ear with a purr
"Yeah, of course, kitten," paul replies with a growl to show his dominance
omg.. he's so sexy.. he.... he called me kitten tehehe
*i grab pauls hand, and he rubs his thumb against my hand*
"did i ever.. tell y-you... p-paul-kun.. your green skin looks so handsome... UwU" i say, giggling
"whoa!!! thank you, lista-chan!!!" paul replies, he turned away as he blushed
*i stop walking and paul looks at me in confusion*
"paul.."
"i need to tell you something..."
"what is it kitten..?" paul asked, concerned
"dont hate me.. b-but... i-...i.. i l-like you p-p-paul-kun...~!!!!" i squeak out like a kawaii mouse
"kitten... i like you too nya..~!!!!"
*i kiss paul as i put my hand on his fat ass fucking forehead like bro you have a fucking triple forehead, anyone wanns play noughts and crosses on that shit lololololol fat ass forehead imagine fr couldn't be me!!!!!!!!*
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paul the alien x me uwu
RandomPAUL IS LIFE PAUL IS LOVE PAUL IS HOME PAUL IS GOD PAUL IS TRUST PAUL IS SAFETY PAUL IS RESPECT i love paul chan tehehe THIS IS SATIRE IF YOU COULDNT TELL, ITS A JOKE BETWEEN ME AND MY FRIENDS
