Phantom: whats this? *holding a vibrator*
Sodo: that my dear child is now mine.
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Swiss: The cat is not my son *throws the cat* HEE HEE WOO *moon walks*
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Sodo: *playing guitar and messes up* i lick balls
Swiss: me to
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Rain: what is something you love?
Sodo: Dick.
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Phantom: if i was an ant..would you love me or hate me?
Sodo: I'd drown you, give you ant cpr, bring you to life again and then cook you and feed you to my dad.
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Mountain: I think my plant is dying.
Sodo: i think im dying *starts gagging like a cat with a hairball*
Mountain: what the actual fuck
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Swiss: *in the shower* We dont need another heeerrrooooooo..we dont need to know the waaaayyy homEE AAAH GET OUT MY SHOWR!
Sodo: you smell clean
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Sodo: *wakes up and looks in the mirror* WHY DO I HAVE A COCKODOODLEDO ON MY FOREHEAD!?
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Ghost Oneshots 2
Short StoryRARARARA characters I'll write for sodo Swiss aether rain phantom Mountain Zixx (oc) Alto (oc) alpha omega ifrit zephyr water aurora cumulus sunny Cirrus Mist papa 0 (nihil, younger ver only) papa I papa II papa III papa IV father Jim defroqu...
