Hotch: Did everyone remember to get some sleep?
Prentiss is typing
Hotch: Oh for christs sake-
Prentiss: 🎶Do you remember?💃🎶
JJ: 🎶The very first night of september🎶
Morgan: Can y'all pass whatever drugs y'all are taking?
Rossi: Probably hand sanitizer
Prentiss: Come on it was one time
Hotch: Back to the point, did you guys remember to catch up on sleep like you promised?
Morgan: Now hold on, i didn't promise shi-
Hotch: Language.
Morgan: Shipyard
Prentiss: SHIPYARD??😭
Hotch: Of course you didn't promise a shipyard, you live in the goddamn capital.
Rossi: Well so do i and i own a boat.
Prentiss: You probably own half of central Budapest and a nice vacation home in Sarajevo too.
JJ: Don't forget a nice pink Honda Dio.
Morgan: Or a mobility scooter.
Prentiss: In pink??
Garcia: Ngl i see it, Rossi gives girlypop vibes.
Prentiss: I have a vivid imagine of Rossi driving on a pink mobility scooter through central Budapest and i can't say it's pleasant.
Morgan: LMAO😭
Rossi: I was gonna say you all need to see a therapist but i don't even think a preist could exorcise whatever demon possesses you.
Garcia: The mobility scooter definitely has a bow.
JJ: A pink bow.
Reid came online
Reid: What's happening?
Hotch: Don't even.
Reid went offline
Prentiss: Isn't it like hot in Budapest?
Garcia: The scooter probably has an umbrella too.
JJ: With barbie.
Prentiss: Rossi is just girlbossing, gatekeeping, gaslighting through Budapest.
Garcia: of course he is
JJ: okay now i'm worried
Hotch: Anyways
Reid came online
Reid: Guys it's too early for this
Prentiss: 🎶Do you get déjà vu?🎶
Morgan: Hold on is it just me that's a little worried on how prentiss knows a song for every word?
Rossi: It's because she doesn't listen to the same 3 songs on her ipod for 10 years, Morgan.
Morgan: I do not.
Reid: Right, it's 4 songs.
Morgan: Fuck off
Hotch: Language.
Garcia: I baked cookies
Rossi: Is everyone just high today?
Prentiss: No i'm surprisingly sober.
Hotch: Surprisingly?
Prentiss: That came out wrong.
Morgan: That's what your mom said
Prentiss: I'll show you what your mom said.
Rossi: Whoa, let's just all take a breather.
Prentiss: I bet Reid's the only one who knows what that means since he does yoga.
Reid: Don't drag me into this!
Garcia: ...i still baked cookies?
Rossi: I feel like i'm babysitting a bunch of toddlers
Prentiss: i read a book yesterday spence
Reid: That's awesome! What was it about?
Prentiss: Spaghetti and bread sticks
Reid: ...what?
JJ: It was a menu card at olive garden, spence.
Reid: That's... not a book.
Rossi: Probably the closets she's read to a book in 30 years.
Morgan: what the fuck are you on emily?
Prentiss: Uh a chair
Morgan: *dramatic sigh*
Rossi: ...nel nome del padre, salvami, amen.
Reid: That's a prayer.
Rossi: Yeah, she needs it.
Hotch: You do know the shift starts at 9 am, that's in half an hour.
Reid: 28 minutes, actually.
Hotch: Reid.
Reid: Sorry.
Garcia: I still baked cookies?
Prentiss: Weed?
Hotch: Emily what the fuck is the matter with you?
Morgan: Language.
Hotch is typing
JJ: i don't think it's just Prentiss that needs a prayer anymore.
Rossi: I don't think a prayer can save him.
Reid: should i organize my bookshelf in alphabetical order, chronological order, release date, or author name?
Garcia: You should do a rainbow.
JJ: Considering most of his books are brown, it would be a very dull rainbow.
Garcia: Stop crushing my dreams.
Reid: I have colorful books, actually.
Morgan: Reid that one book your father got you for your 7th birthday 25 years ago doesn't count.
Reid: stop being mean to me
Garcia: What happened to hotch?
Emily: I think steam started smoking from his ears due to rage and he blew up like the aunt in Harry Potter.
Morgan: You're suggesting he flew off?
Emily: I've seen some mad shit before.
Hotch: Neither of those happened, i simply have a child to need to.
Emily: imagine
Hotch: Emily you're like 40, act like it.
Emily: no
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