𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀 → hermione granger

17: the worst birthday

NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME, an argument had broken out over breakfast at number four, Privet Drive. Mr. Vernon Dursley had been woken in the early hours of the morning by a loud, hooting noise from his neice and nephew Raven and Harry's room.

  "Third time this week!" he roared across the table. "If you can't control that owl, it'll have to go!"

  Raven and Harry tried, yet again, to explain.

  "She's bored," Raven said. "She's used to flying around outside. If I could just let her out at night—"

  "Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. "I know what'll happen if that owl's let out." He exchanged dark looks with his wife, Petunia.

  Harry tried to argue back but his words were drowned by a long, loud belch from the Dursleys' son, Dudley.

  "I want more bacon."

  "There's more in the frying pan, sweetums," said Aunt Petunia, turning misty eyes on her massive son. "We must build you up while we've got the chance... I don't like the sound of that school food..."

Raven rolled her eyes. At least Dudley got food.

  "Nonsense, Petunia, I never went hungry when I was at Smeltings," said Uncle Vernon heartily. "Dudley gets enough, don't you, son?"

  Dudley, who was so large his bottom drooped over either side of the kitchen chair, grinned and turned to Harry and Raven.

  "Pass the frying pan."

  "You've forgotten the magic word," said Harry irritably.

  The effect of this simple sentence on the rest of the family was incredible: Dudley gasped and fell off his chair with a crash that shook the whole kitchen; Mrs. Dursley gave a small scream and clapped her hands to her mouth; Mr. Dursley jumped to his feet, veins throbbing in his temples.

  "He meant 'please'!" said Raven quickly. "He didn't mean—"

  "WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU TWO," thundered his uncle, spraying spit over the table, "ABOUT SAYING THE 'M' WORD IN OUR HOUSE?"

  "But—"

  "HOW DARE YOU THREATEN DUDLEY!" roared Uncle Vernon, pounding the table with his fist.

  "He just—"

  "I WARNED YOU BOTH! I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!"

  Harry and Raven stared from their purple faced uncle to their pale aunt, who was trying to heave Dudley to his feet.

  "All right," said Harry, "all right..."

  Uncle Vernon sat back down, breathing like a winded rhinoceros and watching them closely out of the corners of his small, sharp eyes.

  Ever since Harry and Raven had come home for the summer holidays, Uncle Vernon had been treating them like two bombs that might go off at any moment, because Harry and Raven Potter weren't a normal girl and boy. As a matter of fact, they were as not normal as it is possible to be.

  Harry and Raven Potter were wizards—two wizards fresh from their first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And if the Dursleys were unhappy to have them back for the holidays, it was nothing to how Harry and Raven felt.

  They missed Hogwarts so much it was like having a constant stomachache. Raven missed the castle, with its secret passageways and ghosts, his classes (though perhaps not Snape, the Potions master), the mail arriving by owl, eating banquets in the Great Hall, sleeping in her four-poster bed in the tower dormitory, visiting the gamekeeper, Hagrid, in his cabin next to the Forbidden Forest in the grounds, and, especially, Quidditch, the most popular sport in the wizarding world (six tall goal posts, four flying balls, and fourteen players on broomsticks).