THE AMAZING DIGITAL MIME!!! (The Amazing Digital Circus x Male Reader)

THE AMAZING DIGITAL PILOT!

Heya kids! Have you ever wanted to go to a place full of fun and joy!? A tent full of wonders per say!?
Well, golly, do we have the place for you!
Caine, show them what we have for them!

Caine the pearly white ringmaster: Thanks, old chum, and to you, I welcome to the aaaaaaaamazing digital circus! My name is Caine, I'm your ringmaster.

And I'm your narrator.

Caine: And we're here to show the jaw-dropping!

-Heartstopping!

Caine: -MIND-BENDING PARAPHERNALIA!

-That you have ever laid your eyes upon!

Caine: *Pulling out Bubble the bubble from his hat.* Isn't that right, Bubble?

Bubble: That's right, Caine! I can't wait to see what you got choking up for today!

Well, let's not waste any more time.

Caine: You said it, bud! Let's get right into the show.

Let's show our friends!
♪♪ Gangle and Zooble and Kinger too ♪♪
♪♪ Ragatha and Jax, and the Mime and Kaufmo (DISCLAIMER: Kaufmo couldn't make it to the stage)♪♪ (WOO HOO!)

♪♪ Day after day after- day after- day after day - after day- after day- after day-
(Whoopsy, let me fix that real quick. *Smacks the lyrics*)
- we fly! ♪♪
♪♪ Past the moon and the sun and we don't know why! ♪♪

???: *Appearing out of nowhere* Woah what? W-w-wait? Huh, where am-?

Wowzers seems like we have ourselves a newcomer and a jester girl no less... Who's running towards some door that just popped up and is starting cause all sorts of wacky shenanigans, such as stumbling all across our cast member and ruining our intro... OKAY CUT!

Jax the rabbitoid: *Getting back up after stumbling.* Guys, is this another one of your NPCs or is this a new sucker? Cause if it's a new character... *Smiling very painfully* We're gonna have to rework this whole theme song.

Zooble the mix-mash: I'm not doing this again.

Hey! Don't turn to me, I don't know how you suckers end up here.

Caine: *Seeing the mysterious new characters.* My, my! A new character! It would seem a new human has entered our realm!

Hooray... Now I gotta re:choreograph this whole intro... AGAIN!

Jester girl: *Struggling to take her... face off.* How do I- Take this- HEADSET OFF!?

Jax: Just keep grapping, it worked for all of us, right N?

Bite me grimace. But hey, wonder pop! Maybe you should quit doing that before you pull a limb off. Super glue ain't cheap you know.

Jester girl: *Stops Pulling her face, to check out her surroundings.* ... What's going on? I-I-I put on some weird headset and now I'm here? Who are you people? Why can't I take it off? Where am I?!

Ragatha the ragdoll: Let's just try to calm down. *Walks over to the mentally unstable jester.* Everything's gonna be okay, new stuff. We've all been through this. You just need to get your head to-

Jester girl: What the [BO-OI-OING] is going on... *realizing the wacky sound effect coming out of her mouth.* What?

I love this part.

Caine: *Flying over to the confused jester* Now, now, now, my dear, we can't have any of that foul language around here. The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages. You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders where anything can happen!... Except for swearing.