THE AMAZING DIGITAL MIME!!! (The Amazing Digital Circus x Male Reader)

THE AMAZING DIGITAL CANDY CARRIER CHAOS ADVENTURE! (Mouthful title, I know)

*Sips loudly* ... Mmmm... I love the taste of something overly sweet with a hint of bitterness. It's kinda like making a good decision and then regretting it, you know? ... Eh, what do you know? You came here! All you do is make good decisions!
Speaking of overly sweet. I, your gracious body-less narrator, have something of a special treat in store for your vacant eyes to enjoy.

See, it all started with this here newcomer! A real clown of a girl if you ask me.
And she was standing, ever so clownish right in front of THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS STAGE! But as she stood, echoes of voices from the people she met yesterday clouded her mind. There was the voice of Ragatha the Ragdoll, Jax the Rabbitoid, Caine the Ringmaster, Y/n the Mime, and yours truly. And all those voices simply echoed one thing, or more specifically, one name.
Speaking of which, if you would excuse me for just a quick second...

*Cough, cough* Ahem... *sprays mint-flavored breath spray* Ah.....
POMNI!!!

Pomni: *Opens her eyes all tired* Wha- what?

Morning sleeping disaster, you good, you look kinda... wobbly?

Pomni: N...? *Begins to walk in a... wobbly manner* What is-

Listen, as much as I would love (not really) to tell you about what's up with the stock market pricing of the official merchandise.
Maybe you should take a look at your arm. Seems like you ain't just wobbly today.

Pomni: What are you-... *Feeling her left arm tingling*

I should probably narrate this, right? Right. Ahem.
As she felt her arm tingle with some what of an ominous feeling, the newly arrived jester girl peeked upon her left hand, only to frightfully see it being... ABSTRACTED!

Pomni: *Screams and panically runs* No! No! No! Caine! N! Somebody, help me! Please!

Hmmm... I mean, the magic word was spoken.
Ahem.
As the little jester girl franically began to run for whatever reason. The entire atmosphere of the circus began to swift! Pomni didn't run anymore. She slided! All the way down to the deep dark pit, which contained all the other abstracted performers. Oh! There's Jerebo... Punk owes me a new table.

Pomni: *Falling slowly deeper into the pit* No! NO!

Oh, right, Pomni! Duh-hoy.
With the fright-filled clown continuing to fall deeper into the darkness, all she came to see before her was her companions from yesterday... All looking down on her.

Caine: *Laughs in a Caine-filled manner* Looks like our new friend's already abstracted.

Ragatha: *Lightly chuckles* Well, I guess we're not all cut out for it.

Jax: *Shrugs* I don't even remember her name, honestly.

Y/n: ... *Unzipping his mouth with his invisible zipper* You should have smiled more. *Smiles deviously*

With everyone accepting her not-so-surprising demise. Pomni could only look in horror as she succumbed into darkness and became what she feared!
Thus ending her frivalous story...
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Okay, that's enough of that disturbing cliffhanger. WAKE UP POMNI!

Pomni: AH!!! *Jumps out the bed and begins to bug out on the ground* Ughhhh...

Morning sleeping disaster, for real this time. Crazy dream, am I right?

Pomni: Uhhh... *Looking up* ... Why?

It's a longstanding tradition of mine to ruthlessly narrate a nightmare into the newcomer's first night here.
Heck, if you thought yours was bad, you should have seen Kaufmo's! MWAH! My "piece de resistànce" if I say so myself. Found out the clown was a bedwetter too.