So here's something really freaky.
Bear with me, you have this totally weird, totally wacky, and totally WAHOOO place! Somewhere in... well, somewhere.
And then you have these equally wacky characters imprisoned there for the sole purpose of enterta...
You know, after two whole exhausting adventures involving some sort of mind-bombing hiccups, potential lawsuits, and a drastic drainage of sanity. It's really good to just have a moment to sit back, relax, and just take a sip of this wholesome cup of inanimate coco-
Caine: NARRATOR!!!
AH! *Spills the wholesome cup of inanimate cocoa all over their invisible body* ... What?
Caine: WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
Caine, you not being able to make the haunted house adventure fright-filled enough ain't a "we" problem, it's a-
Caine: BUDGET PROBLEM!!!
... Come again?
Caine: By my estimation, *Pulls out the AMAZING DIGITAL WACKY-WOHOO CALCULATOR and starts using it to the breaking point* our two already finished adventure has costed us all 99% of our budget!
Well, that's not so bad-
Caine: INCLUDED YOUR INANIMATE HOT-BEVERAGE MACHINE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO!?
Caine: I have no idea, that's why I came to you!
Okayokayokayokayokayokayokayokayokayokay... Let's brainstorm what endeavors can make us loads of cash in a short amount of time.
Caine: Well... *Pulls out... Yeah, okay you [AUDIO-JUNGLE] don't pay me enough to describe this, here's an image*
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... Full disclosure, I'm not saying no, but let's see what our options are first.
Caine: *Puts the "images" back into his pockets* Wise thoughts Narrator. But we must hurry, we've already scheduled a release date for our spooky house adventure, and the bill for all those expensive animation is due in... FIVE MINUTES!!!
FIVE MINUTES!? WHAT DID WE DO ALL THIS TIME THEN?
Caine: Well... you and I somehow elimanating your substitute narrator from the face of the AMAZING DIGITAL realm was a real clock taker.
Let see his [STEELPIPE] narrate himself out of the meatlocker. But current dilemma first, freezing faker later. We got fans don't we?
Caine: YES! ALL- *Checks the GLITCH subscriber amount* 11 MALES!
Had hoped for a bigger number, but we'll make do! Caine, I know we talked about saving this for the inevatable live-action broadway extravaganza, but I think we might need to use a piece of it right here and now!
Caine: *Gasps in gasping manner* Narrator... You're not talking about-
Yes... RELEASE MERCHANDISE MINI-US!
Cain: When in AMAZING DIGITAL ROME (NOTINCLUDEDINANYWAYSHAPEORFORMASAPOSSIBLEEXPANSIONTOTHEAMAZINGDIGITALCIRCUS™) *Snaps fingers, transforming himself and conjuring up all the AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS crew... well sorta, here's another image*
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