As a couple of minutes have passed, the loud superhero announces the next contestants of the intermission fight.
Present Mic: ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEXT FIGHT!?
The whole crowd went wild and cheered for the next upcoming fight; they were chanting "fight! fight! fight! fight!" while stomping their feet to the ground in sync with the chanting.
Present Mic: ALRIGHT! GIVE IT UP FOR THE NEXT FIGHTERS!
Lights shone on both of the entrances, and the fighters from the opposite sides were stretching for a bit, and then one of them got called out.
Present Mic: He is fierce! He is deadly! He is the beast that hides under your bed! Give it up for DAITHIDENOGLA!
Nogla walks out, and he looks different from his normal look; he now looks mature with a messy man-bun and a beard. Some women are screaming for him, but he doesn't mind it, and he kept on moving to the arena. He now stands on the slight edge of the arena, facing the other side.
Present Mic: Now to the other side! She is a rabbit and an ex-pro hero! She will crush you with dangerous kicks and legs! She is as fast as she is deadly! Give it up for MIRUKO!
The atmosphere in the arena was electric, charged with anticipation and tension as the rabbit ex-hero made her way to the center stage. The cheers and chants of the male spectators created a deafening roar, a testament to her popularity among this particular audience. Her confident smirk only fueled their adoration. However, a stark contrast could be observed among the women in the crowd, their expressions painted with disdain and disapproval. It was clear that the rabbit hero's provocative and confrontational persona didn't sit well with everyone, particularly the female attendees who found her behavior distasteful. As the rabbit hero stood face-to-face with the Irishman, the arena fell into a momentary hush. The Irishman's serious expression showed that he was not here for the theatrics. He meant business, and the audience could sense the impending clash between these two contrasting personalities. The stage was set for a showdown, a collision of egos and worldviews, and the crowd waited with bated breath to see how this intense face-off would unfold.
A/N: Holy shit that whole thing alone is so funny, I was feeling that shit GAHAHA
Y/N: You still writing this garbage? Come on let's get back to writing mine-
A/N: Shut the fuck up, Y/N.
Miruko: Heh, so you are my opponent for today, Nogla?
Nogla: Mhmm
Miruko: Well then, let's fucking do this punk!
Nogla: Okay
Present Mic: ARE YOU READY?!
The Irishman and the rabbit ex-pro hero face each other until they take their stances. Miruko is lowering her stance down like she is about to charge at Nogla, but the Irishman takes out his pistol and loads it with a soft-nosed bullet mag.
Present Mic: GOOOO!
The rabbit ex-pro hero charged at the Irishman faster than lightning; Nogla charged at her as well, and while she was charging at him, the Irishman was shooting at her, and the rabbit ex-hero dodged his bullets like they were nothing and was about to do a flying kick. The Irishman sees this, switches the mode of his pistol to full-auto, and reloads it. He shoots the pistol at her with incredible speed, but the rabbit ex-hero dodges it again like it's nothing until it hits her on the stomach. The bullet didn't penetrate, but it hurts like hell. She was slightly winced from this, but she kept on going.
Nogla: Hmph.. Not bad-
The rabbit ex-hero attacks Nogla with a fly kick, but he dodges it, and while doing so, he holstered his pistol. A shotgun suddenly appears from his hand, and he shoots it at her from behind the pointblank. The rabbit ex-hero screamed in pain, but she held it in, made a quick turn from her flying kick, and kicked the Irishman's jaw. The Irishman was so held back by the kick that it sent him flying a couple of feet away. He checks if his jaw is broken, but he knows that it's cracked. He spits out his broken, bloody tooth.
Miruko: Damn Nogla! You managed to sneak in that attack! Bravo!..... Hey Nogla!
Nogla: Huh what?
Miruko: I like you! Let's go out sometime!
The Irishman was blushing from this, and all the male spectators and fans spat out their drinks and food at that comment, and they all got angry at Nogla for being so lucky.
Nogla: E-Excuse me?
Miruko: I like you! Let's go out sometime!
The male spectators were crying in pain, and some were crying on the floor, rolling around and hearing it again from her. All the male spectators wished Nogla would die and were shouting swear words at him.
Nogla: Y-You know you don't have to say that again!
Miruko: What? That I like you?
Nogla: You said it again!
The rabbit ex-hero smiled sweetly at him, and he was blushing at this, but he shook it off of his head and took his stance again. He pulls out both of his full-auto pistols. Now he is going full Gun-Kata. But he takes another look at Rumi and she is still smiling.
Miruko: That's it Nogla! Give me your best shot! I want all of your strength! Come at me with all your might!
Nogla: Grr...
He charges at her, and he aims both of his full-auto pistols at her, and he starts shooting. She dodges the attacks, and she kicks the ground. A couple of debris were flying, and she kicks the debris straight at Nogla. Nogla holsters both of his pistols, and his metal gauntlets appear in his hand, and he punches the debris that was coming at him. After he hits the last debris, Miruko is in front of him with a flying axe kick. His eyes widen, and he is too late to block the attack.
Nogla: OH SHI-
The flying axe kick landed on Nogla, and a huge hurricane of dust flew to the crowd. When the dust was cleared, there was a huge crater, and in the middle of it, Nogla was unconscious. Miruko stood in victory as she raised her fist to the air, indicating that she had won. The whole crowd was screaming and cheering for her, and the male spectators were praising Miruko for her win, but she did something that shocked the crowd. She picked Nogla up bridal-style and kissed him on the cheek, and her rabbit tail was wagging happily as she walked straight to the infirmary.
[Meanwhile at WildCat]
The pig man is preparing his gear; he wears his mask and helmet; he walks to the entrance of the arena; and he waits for his next match; for his opponent is BasicallyIDoWRK.
WildCat: Give me a good show, Marcel... You have no idea what's in my sleeves for our match..
TO BE FUCKING CONTINUED!
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Well well well looks like our "Irishman" has a rabbit to take care of huh? GHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
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