The Crew

Chapter 6: Morning Madness

It was 5:00 in the morning, and Vanoss is already up and he is holding a camera.

Vanoss: *whispers* Heyyo what's good Vanosser's, It's your boy Vanoss, It's 5:00 a.m in the morning and I'm here at the Beacon Dorms, and we're gonna wake up WildCat. Let's do this shit.

Vanoss just stood there looking at WildCat while holding an airhorn. Then Vanoss uses the airhorn to wake up WildCat.

WildCat: ARGH!! WHAT THE-

Vanoss splashes a bucket of water at WildCat's face.

WildCat: Hey hey hey! I'm already awake-

Vanoss uses the airhorn again at WildCat.

WildCat: Now you're just using every cliche way to wake someone up-

Vanoss shoots a Shirt using the Shirt Cannon at WildCat's mouth.

Vanoss: How's my merch taste Bitch!?

WildCat coughs out the shirt from his mouth.

Vanoss: Link are in description below

[Minutes Later]

WildCat and Vanoss make their way to Basically's bed.

WildCat: *whispers* Heyyo what's up piglets, it's your boy WildCat, we're here - we're gonna - gonna wake up BasicallyIdoWrk. He's in there lazy sleeping in. Come on Vanoss let's go.

Vanoss: *whispers* Alright Alright

Vanoss and WildCat are hiding behind Marcel's door.

Vanoss: 3.......2......

Vanoss and WildCat pull out a Chainsaw.

Vanoss: 1.......

The both dudes charge into Marcel's room and swing around the chainsaw like Mad Men.

WildCat: GET HIS ASS!!!

Basically: AHHHHH!!!

Vanoss: WAKE UP!!!

Vanoss and WildCat starts destroying Marcel's stuff.

Basically: NO! JESUS CHRIST STOP!

WildCat: FUCK THIS LAMP!!

WildCat destroys Marcel's lamp.

Basically: NO! STOP IT!

Vanoss: FUCK THIS SHELF!!

Vanoss destroys Marcel's shelf.

Basically: DAFUQ ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?!!

WildCat: WE'RE CUTTING YOUR SHIT UP, WAKING YOUR ASS UP!!!

Vanoss cuts the bunk bed, and one of the chainsaw almost cut Marcel's crotch.

Basically: AAHHHHH!!!!!!

[Minutes Later]

Vanoss, WildCat, and Marcel are making their way to Delirious next.

Delirious: Zzzzzzzz..... Slingky... Zzzzzzzz

The three guys starts carrying an Ursa to Delirious's room.

Delirious: Subscribe to my channel... Zzzzzz

The guys replaced Delirious's Teddy Bear with an Ursa.

Delirious: Zzzzz Teddy Bear? Zzzzzz Tede-Teddy Bear? *wakes up* AHHHHH!!!!

The guys are laughing at Delirious, and Delirious is trying his best not to get eaten by an Ursa.

Delirious: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[Minutes Later]

The four guys along with the Ursa are wearing soldier helmets, and they are out side Brian's door.

Vanoss: *whispers* Alright soldiers.. Grenades out.. Ready?

Vanoss opens the door and they took their turn to throw a grenade inside Terroriser's room.

Vanoss: Fire in the Hole!!

Delirious: Fire in the Hole!!

Terroriser wakes up and looks at the guys.

WildCat: Kobe

Terroriser: YOU MUTHAFU-!!!!

The whole room exploded, and out of the smoke is Terroriser standing there, then collapses outside the room.

Terroriser: Ugh...

[a couple of Minutes later]

Nogla is sleeping in his room very peacefully, then his phone rang.

Nogla: Huh? *answers the phone* H-Hello?...

Vanoss: Hey Nogla! WAKE UP!!!

Nogla: Wh-What?....

Vanoss: WAKE UP!!

Nogla: Wha?

Vanoss: WAKE.... UP!!!!! AHHHHHHHH

Nogla: What? What-?

Nogla looks behind and he sees an bullhead flying straight at him.

Nogla: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The bullhead crashes Nogla's room, and Vanoss parachuted safely to the ground.

Vanoss: W-Wow.. That got... A little out of hand.

WildCat: Yeah you think? You flew a fucking bullhead into the dorms as a wake up prank!!

Vanoss: Naaahhhhhh

Then out of nowhere Glynda Goodwitch  repairs the dances with her magic.

Glynda: YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE Mr. Fong!

Vanoss: Uh oh...

[hours later in Ozpin's office]

Ozpin: Care to explain why you flew a bullhead into the dorms?

Vanoss: I was just trying to do a wake up prank at my friends, that's all.

Ozpin: Is stealing a bullhead from an Atlas military base a prank, Mr. Fong?

Vanoss: N-No Sir...

Ozpin: Good, now go to your class along with your friends, and please try not to do anything rash again alright?

Vanoss: Yes Professor

Ozpin nodded and the owl masked man left the room, only leaving Glynda and Ozpin.

Ozpin: Those six show great promises and abilities.

Glynda: You can say that again Ozpin, but still... Why did you let him go, after everything he did?

Ozpin: Because he shows great potential along with his friends.. They even take an Ursa to school without even going into a rampage.

Glynda: You have a point.. I wonder how they did that..

Ozpin: Who knows? You need to keep an eye them, and try not to get caught.

Glynda: Of course, Ozpin.

Glynda left the room, leaving Ozpin to himself and he slowly turns around, looks out the window and sighs.

Ozpin: What secrets do the six of you hide?