Jay'Paw into the Jayverse

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Jay'Paw padded behind Leaf'Pool, not wanting to be there at all. Stupid half-moon gatherings. He groaned when he saw Willow'Paw existing next to him. "Hi Jay'Pawwwwyyy! Where my cute little Holly? What the hell did you do to my best friend?" She said this with her casual, hardly understandable Australian accent. Jay'Paw rolled his eyes. "She got hit by a truck, idiot." Willow'Paw smiled evilly. "You won't wake up in the morning!" She giggled before padding back up to Moth'Wing. Jay'Paw scoffed, remembering when the clans summoned Willow'Paw. An ENTIRE KIT wasted on that... thing. When he FINALLY got to the top, he died from exhaustion in front of everyone. Nobody batted an eye, so he revived and scoffed again, pushing his long, red tipped hair back in front of one of his eyes. "Stop acting like an idiot!" Leaf'Pool scolded, Moth'Wing letting out a loud yowl that sounded like "LEAF." in agreement. "Shut up Leaf'Pool, your dad is a literal orange. And an orphan." he made sure to add, trying to make the half orange cat feel ashamed. Instead, she just cleaned one of her orange peels defiantly. He groaned, jumping into the moonpool and drowning as usual.

 He opened his eyes, noticing lots of pictures of Holly'Paw. Ah. Willow'Paw's dream. Jay'Paw scoffed as he noticed the old medicine cat of RiverClan, Mud'Fur. He was twiddling his thumbs like a weak little baby. "Ok so uhm... Two legs are... going to... destroy your entire clan... so uhm... your challenge is to STOP that." Willow'Paw and Jay'Paw gasped in perfect symphony. "THATS NOT MUD'FUR!" Willow'Paw gasped, using her super powerful demon senses. "AIRY? AIRY HFJONE?" Airy stood there for a second before Liam grabbed him and dragged him away from the cats, into a portal leading to who knows where. Jay'Paw gasped, flipping his red tipped hair. "KID." Jay'Paw screamed and destroyed a tree before looking behind him to see the REAL Mud'Fur giving him a crazy anime stare. "Get the heck out of the dream before I turn you into French toast." Jay'Paw screamed again and destroyed a forest as Mud'Fur faded from existence.

Jay'Paw gasped, waking up in... oh. He let out the loudest scoff ever as he saw Yellow'Fang smoking. "What are you doing?" Yellow'Fang turned. "Watching Breeze'Paw review the newest drip from starclan." Jay'Paw looked down; Breeze'Paw looked hot as hell with his blue tipped hair and Nike Air's. Along with that, he had the newest Drake jacket. "Wow..." Jay'Paw gazed down. "Now... Get the fuck out, stupid blue baby." Jay'Paw scoffed as Yellow'Fang threw him out, back into the moonpool.

"MOMMMMMM!" Jay'Paw yelled to Leaf'Pool, who glared at him. "SPOILERS! YOU STUPID LITTLE BLUE BABY!"Jay'Paw frowned before continuing. "Ok so... RIVERCLAN IS GONNA FUCKING DIE!" Leaf'Pool stared at him. "Oh. Go catch a mouse or something while I ponder on this reality." Jay'Paw went to catch a mouse but tripped on his red tipped hair and rolled down a cliff right into HIM. Breeze'Paw. "Is that a blueberry- wait no... hey Jay'Paw." He looked up to the extremely attractive Breeze'Paw and his Nike Air's mixed with his exclusive new Drake jacket. "Hot." Jay'Paw blurted. "I know, right? Anyways, I'm going to go mess up your brothers romance, bye." Jay'Paw felt a dreadful realization. "WAIT YOU'RE MY HALF BROTHER NOOO!" Breeze'Paw laughed. "Don't you remember the new retcon? I'm ONE'STAR'S kit now!" Jay'Paw stared at Breeze'Paw in disbelief. "OH RIGHT! I'm also Rock's and Sol's kit now!" Jay'Paw excitedly exclaimed. Jay'Paw and Breeze'Paw gleefully ignored the age gap. "Ok BYEEE!" Jay'Paw went through a portal back to Leaf'Pool.

"FIRE'STAR GET YOU'RE ROUND, ORPHANED ASS OVER HERE!" A cat sized orange rolled over to the two of them. "Dad. RiverClan is going to die." Leaf'Pool told Fire'Star.  The Orange hopped erratically in excitement. "FUCKING FINALLY!" Fire'Star exclaimed, his Russian accent thicker than Breeze'Paw. He let out a loud, Russian laugh. "FINALLY. THE BATTLE WILL BE WON. FINALLY, I WILL HAVE PROVED LEOPARD'STAR WRONG! I CAN PROVE THAT SHE REALLY IS A STUPID BABY!" Jay'Paw walked off while Fire'Star monologued, scoffing. "Wait! Jay'Paw!" He turned to look at Airy once again. "How... do you see...?" Jay'Paw stared at him for a moment. "First of all, didn't Liam drag you away? Second... I have extra eyes, OBVIOUSLY! I grew them for this!" Airy blinked casually. "AIRY, IF YOU DON'T STOP VISITING THIS WORLD JUST TO PET THE CATS, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!" Airy just sort of started running while Liam chased him out of camp. Normal day in thunderclan. Jay'Paw thought. 

Jay'Paw noticed Holly'Paw, who was sitting the corner, muttering something in the same demon language she used to talk to Willow'Paw. "Hey, idiot. Your girlfriends going to die, and so is the entirety RiverClan." Holly'Paw turned to reveal her eyes were stabbed with sticks. "Ok." Jay'Paw stared at her for a moment. "What happened- wait... let me guess. Stick wielding armadillo again?" Holly'Paw nodded. "Shit. Go see Leaf'Pool. Also, you're not like... upset?" Holly'Paw smiled. "I hope she visits me in my dream and-" "NOPE!" Jay'Paw interrupted her and padded away before she could finish. 

He yawned, laying down and thinking of his day. It was fucking awful. He heard Leaf'Pool helping Holly'Paw, before she began to glitch. Jay'Paw groaned. Not this again. Deciding not to interfere with it, he fell asleep casually and dreamt about killing everyone he hated and taking over the world.

SORRY FOR ALL THE LITTLE EDITS- I keep finding typos :' )