carlos : carlos
"i rump" said carlos.
ohhh he said no he was like "hi trump" and trum was like "hello carlo" and then they met at the cafe on south street long avenue of 23rd bolevard.
carlos talked to doald for like 3 HOURs oh my god it was so long anywasy trump ordered a creme brule and carlos desperately begged the waiter for baby carrots and ranch. so then like trump said "so whaddyou do aorund here" (obv asking about carlo job) and carlos said tricycle.
after 2 hours carlos coughed a bit and some carrot part went out on thr table. then trump said "sooo... you wanna bounce out of here and go surf some babes?" and the carlos was like "ok" and so they went out of there (not paying) and went to the start club.
on the way to stip club... "vroom" went the car (it doesnt make that noise that was carlo s) trump was driving and it was really cool so they both talked in the car. "your trump:" said carlos,
"yes" said trump. he smoothed back his luciuocs yellow locks and they bounced into place. "wow" said carlos. "you are a peculiar fish" said trump "yes i know that rump" said carlos. there was like 20 minutes of silence. "......" said the car.
(they had to drive out of thes city it was a rural strip club) "wow this is taking long" said trump. "lowersaidwhat" coughed carlos, "huh?" said trump. carlos's hand slowly creeped onto trumps leg.. "eart thr fuck are you doing carlos?" said trump "i ant no fag". c
carlos looked up "i am an ant." .... "ok" said trump, "we're here"
