they went
"at the strip club" (hinge noises)
.... "wow thats werid doors dont usually talk" said trump "yeah" said carlos. they went and they found a seat ad said hi to the gorgis beautiful women and carlo said "im board" so trump said "carlos, you spelled bored worng". "okay rump" said carlos (he doesnt nkow what a spelling is) then carlos looked at the gorgeous beuatiful women and said "hello women " and the women turned towards carls and said "wow you are soo handsom!!" (the women squelled) "are you fucking kidding me" said trump "i,m literally thr united states". "sorry rump"s aid carlos "im jsut tooooo cute and handsome"
they sat at the str club for a while a little bit and carlos admired the gorgis buatiful women and trump was drunk on monster (the cock not the drink) so carlos chatted up the woman. "i think you are both beiutiful and goreous" said carlos to the women "wow thank you carlos" said the goreouges beutful women and carlos said "thank you carlos" and then he went to the abthroom.
\\sooo i need to give you guys a backsort on the bathroom situautin with carlos.. so lik he doesnt knwo how to use a tiolet so he pees in the sink (this is critical and vital information for the future)\\
a carlos walked into the bathroom. no one was int hetr so he brought his step stoo; land peen into sink. when carlos was done he turned back towards the door and saw dondla trump. "oh my god trup i swear i just i was wasking my feet i meawait uhhh i dontk now" shouted carlos. "thats very cool carlos we will talk about that later" said trump "but now we need to go do you want a drive home?" (yes he does) "no" said carlos. "carlos do you want to stay ay my house said? bill cipher" "no thanks" said carlls . "carlos im leaving now" said trump. "I need to pee" said carlos, "goodbye rump". he said. trump walked back to his housecou his car and the car saidhe.llo and trump said "shut up car" and then he cried a bit driving home because he has a genetic disease he isnt sad or anything.
carlos was still at the shart claub and he started dancing with the goergis ladies and some guy yelled "BOOOOO!!!" and then threw a senile old man at him (carlos dodged this) and then a n thomatoe soup and carlos did not dodge this. carlos was kicked out of the club and he wa;lked into the sewers. thy e.
