"Well sweetie, what do you think?" Charlie asked you.
You just have a deadpan face "I have a Disney princess for a mom."
Vaggie
"Mom, is that really how you two met?" You asked.
"WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN FOLLOWING ME?! AND HOW DO THEY KNOW WHAT WE WERE THINKING?!"
Nifty
"Wow mom, for being small you sure are a bad ass."
"This is why I want you to always have a weapon."
Cherri Bomb:
You fell on to the floor laughing.
"THAT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED!!" Your mom screamed.
Katie Killjoy:
"What the heck mom?!" You shouted at her. "Do you know how embarrassing it is to have a mom that is fucking bias?"
"Well how was I suppose to know we had a large amount of gay overfucks?!"
Alastor:
Alastor's eye twitched. "What is this?"
"It's YouTube." You explained to him.
"I shall find this tube and destroy it!"
Angel Dust:
"Wow dad, they really nailed you two."
"Where the fuck is the color?"
Husk
"Dad can I have an allowance?"
"No."
You put down a bottle of cheep booze and give him a wink.
"Fucking damn it Alastor."
Sir Pentious:
"Um, dad, do I have a brother?"
Tom Trench
"Oh, that's why he always cries when he goes to the bathroom"
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Hazbin Hotel Parent Scenarios
Short StoryMy new favorite thing to watch is the Hazbin Hotel and I can't get enough parent scenarios but after reading the same ones a million times I've decided to make my own. I'm open to requests.
