Being The Demon Lord, Etny's Boytoy, Dood! (Etna Lemon X Male Reader)

Chapter 1: Journey To Getting Big Boobs, Dood!

[RE-UPLOAD]

Here we go, guys! A proper intro!...Yeah, got some sad news. Lately my neck's been acting all fucked up and kinda takes me out of writing any of these stories (this happened before i uploaded this tho), so im trying to rest it off. Hope im a quick healer for this cuz last time it took me two weeks _. The other thing that happened to me is that somehow some assclown took out half of my bank, and i had to contact a staff member about it (THE WAIT TIME WAS OVER AN HOUR BTW), who said they'll investigate it...but closed my card in the process...Which also happened to me before, where they basically didnt do jack for me, so im tired of their shit, and i need the money on a day to day basis. This brings us up to now, where i found out that the local banks are closed due to this virus "Pandemic" (weakest one i've ever seen), and i opened my account with Chase, so im in the process of linking my current bank with it. Til then imma have to live off of whatever i got for the house. Yup, Fan-Fukin-Tastic, right? :D

Anyway, rant section over, im a huge fan of the Disgaea series too! i didnt have to look up nearly as much as i did for other fics, so i've been sitting on this one for a while, and it seems like folks like how this one's going. As anyone can imagine, Im very good at playing the Disgaea games too, to where i have almost 200hrs for D5 and unlocked Void last month. My Etny could be leveled up higher but i at least got all of her skills can see great use in her. The battles from the games may get as crazy so get ready for that too lol (btw fuck Baal. hated his ass since D4, which im way more versed in. had over 1000hrs in it). Im sure no one was interested in that detail, cuz these days a person who plays Disgaea usually has everyone at lvl9999, and i rather not get into what they're like rn. The series always had popularity/marketing issues (Disgaea 5 having the least issues), so what better way to show some appreciation than by putting my favorite in a sexual x-reader? Hope yall like the appeal in Etna like i do here, and the dialogue i have for her. Even if yall dont, this is more for me anyway.

All that outta the way...GET TO READING!

Chapter 1: Journey To Getting Big Boobs, Dood!

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On a balcony of Laharl's Overlord Castle, he practices his evil laughing out into the dark skies of the Netherworld. "MUAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA! There! This'll teach any bastard who dares to challenge me. Baal himself will shake in his boots! *hears a bunch of explosions from below* Huh? Is someone attacking me already?! Etnaaa!" yelled Laharl, running down his stairs, and gets to Etna's room. Her room had hellfires on the walls, couch, table and an unplugged TV. Oh and a dozen scared Prinnies. The usual. "*sees her kicking the Prinnies, one after another, making them explode into the fiery walls* So that was you, eh? Not that I care about 'em, but you're kicking more than usual. Normally you don't go through 200 in a day like this" Laharl brings up, "*siiiiighs, flops to the ground* Im BOOOOOORED! Prince, no one even visits to steal anything after hearing that lie about surviving against Baal. *rubs face* Me and Flonne dont do a damn thing anymore. She just watches that..Heroes...Like WHATEVER ITS CALLED! I can't just keep watching half-budget movies all day. Gimme something!" Etna pleads, an arm resting on her eyes. Flonne bounces in with her pogo stick, and shares a gaze with Laharl. "(Maybe things really are getting boring around here. - -) Alright then. Etna! *sees her stand up* Go to Earth and find something that the humans do for fun that we can do. All we demons do is battle and enslave. Too much tones down while there's none of that. So this is important! Dont come back til you do!" Laharl commands, "How 'bout not being so damn boring? " Etna snarks under her breath, "What was that?!" Laharl shouts, "Ehmmhmhmm, nothing prince ^ ^" Etna replied with a fake smile, "It could be a backhanded thing she said. It does say 'fake smile' there" Flonne points out, "! (Oh, no she didn't! Does Etna need to cut a bitch!)" Etna furiously thought, "ENOUGH! Etna! Go! NOW!" Laharl demanded, and Etna scurries out of the castle. Flonne looked really confused, even more so when she turns to the last three Prinnies crying in fear in a corner.