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Chapter 4: The Red Saint & The Red Moon, dood!
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Beauty Pageant Countdown: 10 minutes...
I found myself logging around a few billboards at a time, drawing Etna in various featured outfits that she could possibly wear at the upcoming pageant...Meanwhile this BITCH Gardena has 100s of these plastered almost everywhere! No wonder she won as much as she did! But where the hell did they come from?! I never saw these earlier today! UUUGGGGHH Being everything is far too much. While I was drawing and painting more billboards at my max speed of 300000mph for Etna, I was kicked off of one of them suddenly. I got back up after landing on a building roof and see our main competitor herself landing in front of me. "I'd hurry if I were you~. You only have five minutes until I start winning the whole thing again" Gardena told me, "Look screw you! You're just trying to get in the way! If Etny wants to win this and I get to have some really good sex with her, then dammit Imma do whatever it takes to make sure that happens! oVo" I shouted at her, "So helpless. Even when facing an uphill battle. Well, also be sure to get your head checked after watching your precious devil loses to me" she further taunts before hopping away. Drrrrrrggh! She just had to be a powerful Fallen Angel of all things! Well I got news for you, missy...We have an Overlord, so DONT tempt me ⓪ ⓪!...Then again he's not supposed to know this part of the story...Ok, Mao would have to do.
It was time...The pageant started off. Me and Etny were behind the curtains, waiting for our turn as the announcer was giving out his introduction. "So, is the outfit working for you?" I asked, "Pfffft, working? This thing was really made for me! It can show off my curves with no problem and the audience will know who's the hottest bitch in the world today!" she confidently assured of me, "Ok then. You'll definitely get the dom crowd, which might be more than we think that're here" I reply. "Now then, ladies and gentlemen! Give a warm welcome toooo~! *raises a hand but notices that it's empty* H-huh? But how?" the announcer reacts before getting kicked off the stage, and our red-head walks in with fuzzy scarf and a stringy one piece, wearing heels and netted leggings, "*holds mic to mouth while bending over* Beauty Queen, Etna! ou \/ *spins around, does an erotic pose while crossing both arms in the air* And gaze at my hot bod with my Sexy Beams~!" Etna said. The beams from her body lit up the area in a blinding manner, infecting everyone in the facility in seconds and were foaming from how horny they got after being hit, "Whoopsies~, did I put too much into it? eue" she rhetorically comments, "*drops down in front of her* You! How dare you come in and crash in on MY pageant! In a skimpy outfit no less! *looks up at the voting boards and see them rapidly shoot up in numbers for Etna's total* Y-you're- That's cheating! That trick of your's shouldn't be allowed! Im supposed to win here! Not you! oVo" Gardena shouts, pointing at her with her rapier, "Oh like you weren't cheating too! I found out about what your boytoy was being used for from my boytoy. I saw all them bill boards with your stupid face written all over them -V-...I've been taking down while you're distracted! ouo" Etna told her, "What?! OoO; *presses on a remote, drops some monitors down and looks at them, watching a ton of Prinnies replace the bill boards with Etna's face on them* You dirty little-! *gets stabbed through the gut by a spear with spurt of blood now gushing all over the stage* GHKK! D-dammit!" she cursed as blood started running down her mouth, "*rubs up and down her waist while resting a chin on her shoulder while looking at her* You shouldn't turn your back on a demon~. Let alone one as powerful as me. *pulls spear out and watches her hold the bleeding hole in her stomach* Besides, I cant stand busty bitches like you anyway. Maybe if take your own life this'll all be faster" Etna told her, "*does 100s of thrusts up at her and she deflects all of them* (My body..I took alot of damage there...Now Im much slower cuz of it..Still, if I can just keep fighting...!)" she thought to herself, "*kicks her across the face to stop her, and stomps down on her* Alright princess. Time to to toy with you before you die for real..Just dont die too fast so I can reach the 1000s in vot-" Etna was saying before something dropped on the stage, destroying it and blowing the viewers away from it's very strong impact. Who the hell could it even be this time?! How far even was that fall? The dust settles, Gardena was out cold while stuck in a wall and in the center of it was a familiar friend. "*starts getting up, rubs head* What the hell? Something like that did a number on me? This some new threat or what? *looks forward and sees a guy sitting on his knees, looking around with his wondering eyes* Uuuuuh is this guy a 2nd grade dropout? - -" Etna asked, "Oooooo everything is ruined. Wonder who caused it.." he comments, "(Obviously...- - BUT WAIT!) *looks at him closer* Sajima...Is that you...?" I asked, "Who...Who's that? My name is Saji" he told me, "! (Did he really forget who he was...And even me? Well, cant say Im mad though)" I thought. I cant help but wonder. How'd he end up this way?...Is it even worth wondering about? "*picks up Saji, who's holding the orb* Hmmmmmm, he does have the Orb we've been looking for..Let's take it to your house" Etna told me, "(So much for my plan...~ ~) As long as Saji is outside when we make this wish. We'll have to keep him tied up too" I replied, "Oh dont worry. I know where to get some rope and tape from. *looks to the broken monitor* Heeeey~ Guess Im the pageant winner, right? Stay tuned tomorrow for my debut performance where I get even hotter! uo" Etna said before grabbing a hold of us and jetting to my place.
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Being The Demon Lord, Etny's Boytoy, Dood! (Etna Lemon X Male Reader)
FanfictionA pretty lewd story of you trying to get with Etna. Will it fail, will it succeed, or will it end up making you worse off than a guy in debt? Probably, but You'll see!