Hello readers, wanted to crank this out and keep it short. Just what you would expect in this sort of content, with a bit of reflecting and funny shit mixed in, so not much to say. For those wondering what the plans are this time, I will get to the tsuyu fanfic after this, but only for one chapter, and i decided to work on the Renamon and Lilac fanfic, to gauge interest. Try not to panic tho, cuz they'll most likely be around 5k - 7k words each. I still wanna wait on the Carrot fanfic (from One Piece), probably for another month. On that note, i heard this was a thing...#CAR5OT (ppl r weird)
Anyways, small update done. Get your glasses.
Extra (1) for Lammy:
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"-bby, are you up?" I eerily heard, trying to open my heavy eyes. I tried to open my eyes, but they shut back closed the next second. "HEY IT'S ME, LAMMY. SORRY ABOUT REMINDING YOU" I began to hear, waking me up, bashing the clock with my fist, and making my heart race..Then I see smoke coming from downstairs, "W-what the hell's going on?!" I shouted, "Uhh..something left the stove on..and I wanted you to see what it was" Lammy shyly said, trying not look nervous. DAMMIT! The fuck could it be?! I stormed towards the door and my undies fall off suddenly. Lammy tries not to giggle, and I frustratingly pick them up, even tied an end of them on one side. My venture downstairs wasn't pleasant, and it turns out to be a funny looking, but big anthro lady bug..guy. He had some food stuffed in his mouth.."..How the hell'd you get in here..?" I asked, and he stared at me while sweating. I then went for my phone (I happened to carry due to habit), and he goes the backdoor as I stared at him blankly. "What's going on in there?" a kid's voice asked, shocking the pathetic burglar, and I see Murdle standing in the backyard, eyeing the crook. He then looks back at me. The crook turns around and sees Murdle, who stared back, and sweats at the sight of him. "Do whatever you want with him" I said to Murdle, rather coldly. The crook then eyes back at me, and finds himself being pulled outside slowly, frightened, but couldn't struggle from Murdle's strong grip. If he was down here for the whole night..Just what was the plan..?
"Ok lams, it's safe to come down now" I yelled to her, turning off the stove. That guy was just weird. Glad he was gone. Lammy then came down the stairway, looking at me with a soft smile. "What happened down here?" she asked, "....Trust me, it's not worth knowing" I replied, "Alright, well..I was thinking we could take Sammy for a little stroll. What do you think?" Lammy offered, "Sure, where to?" I asked, "Maybe to the mall? Im sure they got stuff for us parents to do together" she replied. I nod in agreement, and get the 10th stroller (cuz a lot of crazy shit happens on a "normal" day with her. you're about to see).
I open the door for Lammy as she puts Sammy into the stroller, "Hello sir, do you have back pains?" a random seller asks, then I shut the door back close. "What is it, s-sweety?" Lams asked, "Don't ask" I flatly replied. I wait for a moment, and open the door open, thankfully he is gone. We then journey down to the town, on a clear day full of the weird-ass creatures/citizens we know and love. Like hose-head eating on Eels, Bone boy walking his living rubber dog, and a fish guy throwing a can of tuna as a frisbee. It's hard to tell if these guys are insane, huh? Then again I'm in love with a Lamb-girl and have her kid, so everything's officially fucked (to a degree, literally). Ignoring the bonkers shit around me, we see the mall in no time. It'd be nice if Katty could join us, and MAYBE her girlfriend. I'll consider it next chapter. Then I saw the place that started it all, the music store, which we happened to pass by. "Wanna see if Skylar made you a record deal and if it reached here?" I asked, "Hmm....Maybe a peek" Lammy replied. Sammy is still sleeping in her stroller. I can tell she's gonna be well-mannered and calm just like her mom. If anyone doesn't mind apparent writing like that. I opened the door for her and I still don't see any labels for Lammy when we step in. "WHOA, aren't you that lamb chick from those concerts?!" the anthro-sheep clerk asked, "Uh y-yeah..I..I always did my best out there" Lammy replied, "I can't believe you came out to a place like this! Hey hey, have you made a label for yourself yet?!" he asked, then she nods a "no" shyly, "What are ya waiting for?! Get on it! Like ASAP! We really need the mone- I mean, I'd really like to buy some too!" he encouraged, "I'll..see about that" she shyly replied with a blush, "Oh and is that a stroller? IS THAT YOUR BABY? WHO'S YOUR BOYFRIEND?!" he asked excitedly, "Me. That's my little daughter" I answered while raising my hand, and the guy blankly stares with the same expression. I think I destroyed his soul. "..Let's go, Lams" I suggest, "Y-yeah.." Lammy replied as we exited, the doorbell ringing in our ears. "Vlad? Vlad, what happened out there?" the manager asked, and he walks out of the store, taking off his employee shirt.
Ok, back on track. To the mall. Hopefully nothing weird'll happen.....Now I know something odd's gonna surely happen. I'll try to prepare my nuts for it. The mall was not at all void of the weird shit I saw all the time outside. A dolphin guy trying to buy a surfer board, a shark girl that has a shark guy as a body pillow, and computer-headed man who had tons of watches in his bag. Maybe he wants to pawn them off? I have no damn idea. Some of this stuff makes me always question if my relationship is as bad as others think.. Then again it could be the baby part. Sammy woke up and looked around her, but was very confused at all things she saw, which I slowly ducked her head back into the stroller, to save her developing mind the weird she's not ready for. The mall itself apparently had alot to it. 12 Food courts, a job center, some indie place, a 2nd floor 8-seated rail-carts that had 40 on it (the thing can go 40mph), build-a-guy plush places (one is enough), a car dealer place, of course a jewelry store (that's the name of the place), and several clothe stores that also sold pricey shoes. "I haven't been to this mall in a few years. They really re-worked the place. I could start sharing my music-making talents here" Lammy said with a smile, "I'd be creative too if I saw the strange citizens walking around. Im surprised they don't have a theater here" I said, "*giggles* Yeah, that is weird. They have alot of room in here too" Lammy replied. I see a skating rink that had rather professional-looking skaters there, "Would you wanna try skating?" I asked, she blushed with a scared face, nodding a "no", "What's wrong?" I asked, "I.....Always fall..and my boobs..T-throw me off" she replied unconfidently, ".....And my skate flew off once, then slit someone's throat..she was sent to an emergency room.....I rather not talk about it" followed. Pretending I didn't hear I thought I heard, I suggest "Let's go to the small playground they have and see how well Sammy plays with 'em ", ""S-sure, hubby" she replied rather reluctantly. As if I couldn't a bad feeling on weirdos as it is, I see a tall, plain-faced monkey anthro guy in a green shirt, looking at a book, called "Passing My The 'D' Banana", with a cover of some lonely guy preying on some hot-looking anthro-moneky girl (she had lipstick on, eyeliner and had big tits) from a tree with a devious smile on his face. Is he reading an M-rated book in public? I may be a bit pervy myself, but I wouldn't be caught dead doing that. "Go on, Sammy. Play with the kids ^^" Lammy happily said, putting our baby down on the ground, crawling in the play pin. It took me some time to realize, but this sicko with the book was circling around the play pin. Could it be cuz he likes kids?.. Or my Lammy?! Either way, I'll gonna kick his ass if I see him make ANY funny faces AT HER! Calming down my mind, me and my girlfriend sat in the elongated seat that was part of the wall of the pin, seeing our lil' girl grow, step by step. While we were distracted, perv I was eying looked at Lammy from a seat across from us, then was sending brainwaves to her, making her feel odd. It took me a good minute or two, but I saw that...her tits were growing?! "(H-how could this be happening?!)" I yelled in my head, surprised. Lammy noticed it later, making her blush red with a brief surprise face, hoping no one would notice. The money chuckle-fuck gave her funny glances, which I started to notice quickly. The moment he put the book in front of his face, I stood up, then preceding crushing him in the balls and kicking him in the privates, "YOU WERE LOOKING AT THEM WERENT YOU?! I DONT KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BY YOU AINT GETTIN' AWAY THAT LOOK OF YOUR'S!" I growled with an uproar, which he cried "EEKKK EEKKK!" while squirming in pain, and Lammy quickly put Sammy in the stroller as the parents around me were staring at my scene in awe, pulling my away from the guy. I was still pretty pissed at him, but the further we got away from him, Lammy's breast size were returned to original size. That fucker! Better watch his back from now on..!
To try to simmer down, I told Lammy what I saw the whole time, "Oh? Well I'm glad you did...'That' there..but you didn't need to cause a scene" she said with a half-smile, holding my arm. I looked away in a bit of embarrassment. "Let's check out this one pre-school" she suggested, "Yeah, sure.." I replied. We went to said pre-school to look at their availability, which we found out was next season, so three more months. 20 more minutes of walking back home, Lammy shyly asks "Umm..sorry about how things turned out at the mall but..How do you feel about this date we had?", "Feels weird" I replied while looking to the sky, "Why's that?" she asked, "I went to school" I answer, making her chuckle. Felt like my vitality went up by a decade at that moment.
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Love for Lammy (Lammy Lamb Lemon X Reader)
FanfictionEver wondered what it'd be like to date Lammy, and maybe even become more than her friend? See in this lovely little story for her and her endeavors as the relationship grows with the story.
