crimson x reader x ennui (The ridonculous race)

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Don: This is Toronto, the capital of North America, birthplace of funk where the Albino panther roams free. ( The albino panther then ROAR)
Don: Beneath my size-13 brogues, 18 teams are arriving at this historic train station ready to embark on a race around the world. I'm your host, Don. And this is The Ridonculous Race!
Don::Welcome to the Ridonculous race right now 18 teams from around the country are ready themselves to brake upon race to the death (screech in microphone) not to the death, okay let meet the teams that aren't racing to the death

[Best Friend's interview]
Carrie: I met Devin in the sandbox and we haven't spent a day apart since. If anyone can win this race, it's us.
Devin: Yeah. I know Carrie so well. It's like we're... [noticing his partner's dreamy look] Uh, what are you doing?
Carrie: Oh...uh, lint check, for the camera!
Woohoo, race!

[Mother and daughter interview]
Taylor: so A I'm really hot obviously and B I'm pretty much the best at everything I do. So unless my mom messes things up we're totally going to win this race.
Kelly: Taylor and her friends love when I hang with them. I'm known as the cool mom. We're so tight people always mistake us for sisters.
Taylor: wait what

[Sisters' interview]
Emma: I'm studying international law so, that's gonna give us a real edge. Which is good 'cause, we're here to win.
Kitty: And to see the world. Meet hot guys, and have some fun.
Emma: If there's time for that which there won't be so, let's focus on winning, okay?

[Goth interview]
Crimson and Ennui and Y/n. Three expressions pale teen (in the scene since you guys are on a train and it's two seats every row you sit on Ennui lap most of the time and sometimes crimson you are also a little bit shorter than crimson)

[Reality TV pros]
Owen: Noah and I met on Total drama and we both been on tons of reality TV shows like meltdown kitchen, scare tractor, and fashionista flip flop
Noah: don't know how you got on that one
Owen: I'm so glad to be reunited with my little buddy

[Adversity twins]
Mickey: we've been through a lot but that doesn't mean we're curse right before curse that's us
Jay: like when I was six I fell into a burning owl nest and one of the baby birds flew into my ear till this day everything to this ear is sounds like who who
Mickey: we are constantly fighting adversity and overcoming it
Jay: sorry we have to switch side you just sounds like who who

[Daters' interview]
Ryan: Stephanie and I met at the gym 2 months and 6 days ago, and we've been going steady ever since!
Stephanie: We're so excited! Neither of us has ever traveled before. There's so much to discover like, what do chocolate protein bars taste like in China?
Ryan: I was just wondering that!
Stephanie: No way!
*The Daters start making out*

[Ice Dancers' interview]
Jacques: We know how to win. We've won gold everywhere.
Josee: Except...the Olympics. He dropped me so we only got silver.
Jacques: [cries] I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! [runs off]
Josee: Jacques! Silver is his least favorite color.

[Surfer dudes]
Geoff: [chuckles] Goin' around the world on someone else's dime. Sweet! Hey, Bridgette! Love ya, babe! [interview] My girl and I did Total Drama, but she's surfing her way around Australia right now. So, boom, entré my bud, Brody!
Brody: Yeah guy! Bros forever! G-B for the W-I-N!

Don: right this way teams over here

[Father and son]

Dwayne: oh I spend a lot of time at the old office there. So this race is a perfect chance for Jr and I to squeeze in some Father and son bonding time... Right buddy
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ayne Jr: ah yea sure dad. Hey um is there any kids my age in this thing
Dwayne: um

[Police cadets interview]
Macarthur: we're tough as nails and we'll go to the stream to win this thing
Sander: definitely as long as we don't break any international laws
Macarthur: I'm okay with breaking a few

[Stepbrothers' interview]
Lorenzo: My dad married his mom last year, but we still hate each other. So they're making us do this. Jerks!
Chet: Don't call my mom a jerk, JERK! [pushes Lorenzo aside]
Lorenzo: Shut your word-hole, JERK! [pushes Chet in return but comes back and starts tackling him]

[Fashion Bloggers' interview]
Jen: Hey-hey, to all our blog followers out there! Wish us luck!
Tom: I bet "Jen we could win the race", but I didn't think she'd actually take it up on me.
Jen: I put my mind to something and it happens.

[Rockers]
Rock: Spud wasn't sure about doing this because he's not super fit and good at much of anything except rocking out. So I said you just rock but I'll carrie you
*Spud rocking out*

[Vegans]
Laurie: we want to win so we can donate to charities save The hunchback whales, goat milk equal warriors, people for ethanol treatment of ants so many great causes
Miles nods
[Geniuses]
Ellody: astrophysics are underfunded reality shows offer monetary prices conundrum solved
Mary smile

[Larpers]
Leonard: hockatiel Island with tough but with Tammy's new spells Hazel we will claim the dragons eyes that is dwarf for 1 million
Tammy *plays her Ocarina*

[Tennis rivals]
Gerry: we're both very competitive but for half a million each game on
Pete: maybe we'll get some new sponsorships.

Don: welcome contestants this is the starting line for your 26 part race around the world each part ends at a chill zone get there fast because the last team to stand on the carpet of completion maybe cut from the competition but first team to reach our last chill zone will win 1 million dollars
(All the teams start cheering)
Don: look over here this is are Ridonculous tip box or better known as the Don box press this button to get your travel tips that will leave you through the ridiculous race.