Undertale Papyrus: And then Sans says "sounds like you're working yourself down to the bone".
(The Papyrus's groan).
Undertale Papyrus: And then I left to look for humans.
Fell Papyrus: I like to say that was an interesting story but I can't.
Phantom Papyrus: Well, I have a great relationship with my brother and he doesn't do those horrible puns anymore and (To Undertale Papyrus) we are way stronger than you could ever be.
Horror Papyrus: Well, that's not very nice.
Phantom Papyrus: I don't care.
Fell Papyrus: Also, (To Undertale Papyrus) why are you here, aren't you a good guy?
Undertale Papyrus: Well, a human came to me and asked me for his help and he said his name was chara and I don't know what they are doing but if a human needs my help then the great Papyrus will gladly help.
Fell Papyrus: (Laughs) Are you really that much of an idiot?
Horror Papyrus: Just what kind of spaghetti do you make, I want to know for my spaghetti diary.
Fell Papyrus: I take it back, (To Undertale Papyrus) You're the moron and that creepy skeleton over there is the idiot.
Horror Papyrus: Hey, you're not very nice.
Fell Papyrus: Nice, (Laughs) I don't know how it is where you come from but where I come from, nice will get you killed, after all it's kill or be killed.
Horror Papyrus: I'll show you kill or be killed.
Undertale Papyrus: Guys, guys, we gotta stick together, whatever they're working on, they're gonna need us.
Undertale Papyrus: 🎶If you need a helping hand to hatch a plan, I'll be there to help you through it, when you plot and scheme, I'll be the man to help you do it.🎶
Horror Papyrus: 🎶If you failed it all and got thwarted, I'll help you out, nothing to it, I will take the blame and won't complain even if you blew it.🎶
Undertale Papyrus: 🎶We know what to do and who to do it to.🎶
Horror Papyrus: 🎶When you're plot gets thick, well, we'll be there to light the bone.🎶
Undertale Papyrus: 🎶Cause teamwork makes the scheme work, two heads are worse than one.🎶
Horror Papyrus: 🎶It's less about me and more about we.🎶
Undertale and Horror Papyrus: 🎶We'll plot and scheme in harmony.🎶
Horror Papyrus: 🎶Cause there's no I in scheme work.🎶
Undertale and Horror Papyrus: 🎶It takes a team to scheme.🎶
Horror Papyrus: 🎶We're two of a kind, we partners together.🎶
Undertale Papyrus: 🎶Until the end of time!🎶
Undertale and Horror Papyrus: 🎶Cause teamwork makes the whole scheme work.🎶
Phantom Papyrus: Can you guys stop!
Undertale Papyrus: Hey, come join us!
Phantom Papyrus: NO WAY, I would rather die again than join you in this!
Horror Papyrus: Come on, it'll be fun.
Phantom Papyrus: FINE, but don't tell anyone about this.
Phantom Papyrus: 🎶When you're lost somewhere, leave it to me, I'll be there to help you make it.🎶
Fell Papyrus: 🎶If you need a friend that you depend on, I will fake it!🎶
Undertale Papyrus: 🎶When you're in a jam, we'll here I am, I'll have you out before you knew it.🎶
Horror Papyrus: 🎶If it all goes up in smoke.🎶
Phantom Papyrus: 🎶I'll be the thing that gets you.🎶
Horror and Phantom Papyrus: 🎶Through it!🎶
Fell Papyrus: 🎶We do the worst we can with any master plan!🎶
Phantom Papyrus: 🎶Through the rain or shine we serve a brilliant mastermind.🎶
Horror Papyrus: 🎶Cause teamwork makes the scheme work, a team to get you through.🎶
Phantom Papyrus: 🎶Indeed!🎶
Undertale Papyrus: 🎶Just wait and you'll see, together's the key.🎶
Undertale, Horror and Phantom Papyrus: 🎶To plot and scheme in harmony!🎶
Phantom Papyrus: 🎶Cause there's no I in scheme work.🎶
Horror Papyrus: 🎶That's true🎶
Undertale Papyrus: 🎶Alone you cannot win.🎶
Phantom Papyrus: 🎶We're there from the start.🎶
Horror Papyrus: 🎶Till death do us part.🎶
Undertale Papyrus: 🎶Now let the scheme begin!🎶
Undertale, Horror and Phantom Papyrus: 🎶Cause teamwork makes the whole scheme work!🎶
Horror Papyrus: Heh, love you guys.
Undertale Papyrus: 🎶Through thick or thin.🎶
Horror and Phantom Papyrus: 🎶All out or all in.🎶
Phantom Papyrus: 🎶Day or night.🎶
Horror Papyrus: 🎶Wrong or right.🎶
Undertale Papyrus: 🎶We'll help you get the win.🎶
Undertale, Horror and Phantom Papyrus: 🎶Cause teamwork makes the scheme work, two heads are worse than one.🎶
Undertale Papyrus: 🎶It's less about me and more about we.🎶
Fell Papyrus: 🎶Aww geez, does anyone else here disagree?!🎶
Phantom Papyrus: 🎶Cause there's no I in scheme work, it takes a team to scheme.🎶
Horror Papyrus: 🎶We're two of a kind.🎶
Horror and Phantom Papyrus: 🎶We're partners together.🎶
Undertale Papyrus: 🎶Until the end of time!🎶
(Undertale Papyrus starts tap dancing).
Horror and Phantom Papyrus: 🎶Cause teamwork makes the scheme work!🎶
Undertale, Horror and Phantom Papyrus: 🎶Cause Teamwork makes the whole scheme work!🎶
Fell Papyrus: Are you done?!
Undertale Papyrus: Yes, we're done.
Fell Papyrus: Good, that was the worst two minutes of my life!
Phantom Papyrus: I gotta admit, I did have fun.
Horror Papyrus: We knew you would, after all we're the great Papyrus.
Fell Papyrus: Well, we gotta go set up puzzles for intruders.
Undertale Papyrus: Oh yes, I hope the intruders love my puzzles.
Horror Papyrus: I'm sure they will.
Phantom Papyrus: Yeah, I'm sure they will.
