Genshin Gets Wild

3

Aizu:
So guess who lives
again?

FavoriteManWhore:
Where the FUCK have 
you been?

Aizu:
Sorry sorry, I missed
your glorious tiddy window

FavoriteManWhore:
Don't leave again and
you wont have that problem

Jean:
Such an odd way of bonding

Lisa:
Sweetie, it's been
forever! I missed you!

Aizu:
Aha-
Yeah it's been a while-

TinyWindBaby:
The winds cannot tell
me if you are okay or 
not if you're in another
world-

ChalkyBoi:
What?

Aizu:
:)

ChalkyBoi:
Nevermind.

Aizu:
Bro almost outted himself
and aint even realize it

TinyWindBaby:
I can't help it-
Am drunk-

Diluc:
I can confirm that 
the bard is drunk

FavoriteManWhore:
And just like that, the
fun is over-

Aizu:
Oh my gods its the
emotionally stunted
red head!

Diluc:
What.

Aizu:
It's the way in which you can
read and I aint stutter :D

Diluc:
You already get on my nerves.

Aizu:
Guess you could say I 
fire up your life

FavoriteManWhore:
Oh my god-

TinyWindBaby:
Hah! Guess Diluc is
just too spicy to have
a good time!

Jean:
Is this a tag-team 
between the bard
and the muse?

FavoriteManWhore:
Oh absolutely, 
and it's perfect 

Lisa:
Sweetie is a bit of
a menace when they
want to be 

Aizu:
Starting to get the feeling
I should run again

TinyWindBaby:
May the winds help you 
in your escape

Jean:
Surely she means nothing
by it you two 

Diluc:
Yes she does

TinyWindBaby:
Yes she does

FavoriteManWhore:
Yes she does 

Aizu:
Always beware women
who like to read books
and act the way she does-

Jean:
Why is that?

Aizu:
I guarantee the books
she's reading is straight
up porn-

Jean:
OH-
Oh my!-

ChalkyBoi:
I made the mistake of 
asking her about the book
she was reading once-
Never again.

Lisa:
It wasn't that bad

ChalkyBoi:
It had a full page of
warnings and disclaimers
in the front, along with an
adult only 'how-to' section
in the back

Lisa:
It's quite informative!
Sweetie, would you like
to hear about it

Aizu:
Suddenly I am deaf

Lisa:
You're reading

Aizu:
I'm blind

Lisa:
Such a tease

FavoriteManWhore:
Dodge and weave whore-buddy!
She can't keep it up forever-

TinyWindBaby:
We hope

Aizu:
We hope

Jean:
Surely Lisa wont
ignore her duties 
as librarian, so she
couldn't possibly 
'keep it up'

Lisa:
I know, it's such a 
travesty in all honesty

Aizu:
Saved by the beauty that
is the Dandelion Knight-
Thank you my lady

Jean:
Ah!
Yes- Of course!

Aizu:
You're adorable

Jean:
Thank you!

FavoriteManWhore:
Stop hitting on my boss

Aizu:
Would you rather I hit on you?

FavoriteManWhore:
Yes. Feed my ego

Aizu:
Of course your highness
I bow before your superior
tiddy window and flirting skills

Diluc:
He is irritatingly good
at his smooth talk with
those at the bar

TinyWindBaby:
I didn't know you knew
how to compliment 
someone 

FavoriteManWhore:
See I was happy and then
the campfire just had to
speak up-

Aizu:
You two really need to 
go to therapy- 

Diluc:
No

FavoriteManWhore:
No

Jean:
Why?

Aizu:
They got that spicy trauma
and really need to work
through that

Jean:
Oh dear-
I can send Kayea to
therapy and I am
sure that Diluc would
go to therapy since he 
owes me a favor

FavoriteManWhore:
Goddammit.

Diluc:
I hate this.

Aizu:
So glad the two of
you are on the same page
for once in your lives

FavoriteManWhore:
Fuck you

Aizu:
I'm down

FavoriteManWhore:
I-

Lisa:
What about me?

Aizu:

I think my goldfishneeds a walk, toodles!-

A/N:

FUCKIN' SURPRISEEEEEEEEE 

:D