Hello, this is a random reddie modern au bc it's not like I have 39484885 others fics that I should be finishing rn lmao. Anywho let's gooooo.
Eddie: YoU mUtHrFUCkerrrRRrr!!!! Eddie: yEW StoLe my ScOOby SnAkS!!!
Richie: iDK WHO YOU ARE BUT NUH UH!!
Eddie: BITCH DONT PULL THAT YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM HOE
Richie: NO I DONT MF WRING NUMBER.
Eddie: Oop- Eddie: whoopsie daisy- Eddie: anywhooooo who are you??
Richie: im ur mom.
Eddie: Seriously??
Richie: I'm Richie lol. Richie: who tf are yew??
Eddie: I'm Eddie. Eddie kasprak.
Richie: AwWeEEEE!! That's so cuteee. Can I get a face for the name sweetheart?
Eddie: fine. But don't call me sweetheart.
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Richie: AWEEEEEE. FACE MATCHES THE NAME EDS. FACE MATCHES THE NAME.
Eddie: stawpppppppp tysmmm. Now your turn cutie.
Richie: Says who??
Eddie: says me. Gotta make sure your not 48554948 years old yk.
Richie: fine. But Im waaaaayyyyy less pretty than you. Like waaàaaaaay.
Eddie: dude, nuh uh. Ik I'm gorgeous (💅💅) but I'm sure you're super cool!!!
Richie: you will be fully disappointed, but oh well-
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Eddie: GEE WILIKERS YOURE HAWT Eddie: IM NOT GAY (debatable) BUT HOLY SHIT YOUR PRETTY-
Richie: THANK YOU LITTERAL MODEL WTF???
Eddie: AHH THANKS BABE
Richie: BAHAHAH NO PROBLEM FULLY HETEROSEXUAL MAN (I swear I'm not homophobic Idk if I'm tryna figure out if im gay too 😭 😭)
Eddie: YES, FULLY HETEROSEXUAL!!! (Even though I've never had a crush on a girl in my entire life and think you're the most attractive person I've ever seen-)
Richie: YEAH SAME HERE. FULLY HETEROSEXUAL. (Even tho I've had a crush on a boy before, and find you incredibly attractive and wish I knew you irl-)
Eddie: YES, FULLY HET. Eddie: Anywayy hottie, I've gotta go to sleep, and you should too, so goodnighttt
Richie: finnneeee. Goodnigghhhht.
A/n IDK WHAT THIS IS BUT IT IS JUST AN INTRO CHAOTER, AND IT IS SO SO SO SO FUN TO WRITE OMGGGGG
