Solangelo one-shots

Prompts and headcannons pt. 2

I didn't write these, I found them online and I picked the best to share will you all.

Warning: playful context
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Will: I like your pants
Nico: thanks they were 50% off
Will: i'd like them 100% off
Nico: the store can't just sell free stuff
Will: no that's not what I-
Nico: that's a terrible way to run a business, Will
...
Nico: I swear Will only sees me as a friend
Annabeth: Oh really you sure about that?
Nico: Yes! What do I do?
Annabeth: *smirks* I know
Nico: Oh no...
Annabeth: *slams hands on table* YOU DID WHAT WITH MY
BOYFRIEND!?!?!?
Will: *busts through wall* YOU DID WHAT WITH WHO!!!?
Percy: *jumps out of bushes*
Percy: *high fives Annabeth*
...
TO PERCY: SOLANGELO?
Percy: HMMMM I DONT KNOW
Percy: I GUESS I CANT SAY ANYTHING
Percy: CAUSE
Nico: don't
Percy: I'M
Nico: don't say it
Percy: NOT
Nico: percy don't do this
Percy: HIS
Nico: its not too late to back out
Percy: TYPE!!!!
Nico: gods damit he said it
Percy: things need to be said.
Nico: like your opinion on solangelo? Percy: stinky pants.
Nico: excuse me?
Percy: stinky. pants. you and will make a stinky pants couple.
Nico: is that even an insult?
Nico: ARE YOU CRYING?
Percy: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE SAYING
nico: PERCY LOOK AT ME
nico: OH MY GODS HES CRYING
(This one was too funny to leave out)
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Before Nico and Will start dating Nico realises he's falling in love and HARD. He talks to Piper about it (cause she's an Aphrodite and schist) and Piper says "just tell him!" "It's not that easy!" Nico grumbles, but he tries his best.
Problem is, when Nico gets nervous he tends to speak Italian. So he runs up to Will in the infirmary and Will is like "Hey Nic-" and Nico just shouts "TI AMO!" at him and then shadow travels away to hide and rethink his life. After calming down for a bit Nico realises that of course Solace doesn't know he loves him cause Nico confessed in ANOTHER LANGUAGE but, little did the son of Hades know, Will taught himself that very same language in hopes of getting closer to Nico. Thus meaning that Will understands the phrase and. Boom. Solangelo.
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Nico: Honestly, I'm just so evil.
So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into -
Will: You sleep with that munchlax plushie Hazel gave you.
Nico: he is mY SeConD IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
...
Will: Go on, don't be shy, ask me out.
Nico: Okay, get out.
...
Will: you're so cute
Nico: no i'm not stop that right now
Will: like you're the most adorable person ever omgs
Nico: i'm actually super scary
Will: you're my precious ghost
boy
Nico: NO I'M NOT. I AM THE NIGHT. I AM DEATH ITSELF. I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
I AM NICO DI ANGELO, BRINGER OF DEATH, DESTROYER OF LIGHT!!!!!
Will: omg soooo cute
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Nico: One time i sneezed so hard i accidently shadow traveled into my
dad's throne room.
Will: Was your dad in his throne room when you got there?
Nico: Oh yeah, I scared him so bad he screamed at the top of his lungs. I almost pissed myself laughing. He just sat back down and told me to f*ck off.
...
(I'm sorry, I know this isn't solangelo, but it is Nico, and I just had to include this one)
Jason: *holds door open for
Percy* After you.
Percy: No, after you.
Jason: I insist, after you.
Nico: *pushes past both of them* After me.
...
Will: Nico what's your type?
Nico: Tall, strong, dumb and looks like a golden retriever
Will: Wow, that's specific. Do I know them?
Nico: Did I mention dumb?
Will: Yeah, why?
Nico: Just checking
*later*
Will: *waking up in the middle of the night* OH GODS HE LIKES JASON
...
*Nico's birthday*
Percy: Here, I bought you a gift.
Nico: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
*opens gift*
What is this?
Percy: Sunscreen. I noticed Will and you spending a lot of time in your cabin. Someone needed to tell you to use protection.
Nico:
Percy:
Nico:
Percy:
Nico:
Percy:
Nico:
Annabeth: I'II take him away now.
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Nico: From now on we'll be using code names. You can address me as eagle 1.
Nico: Percy is 'been there, done that, and regret it everyday'
Percy: HEY!
Nico: Will is 'currently doing that'
Will: *smirks*
Nico: Jason is 'it happened once in a dream'
Jason: wat
Nico: Leo is 'if I had to pick a dude that wasn't Will at gunpoint'
Leo: am I supposed to be offended or...
Nico: and Frank is...
Nico: Eagle 2.
Frank: Oh thank god
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Solangelo kid: Dad? I can't sleep.
There's a monster in my closet.
Nico, reaching into the closet: That's silly, there's no such thing as closet mo- OH GODS IT'S TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids,
goodnight.
...
Will: I will now torture you.
Nico: *Raises an eyebrow* Kinky.
Will: *smiles* I think you are sweet and
beautiful.
Nico: *Tensing up* Wait...
Will: *Moving toward him* You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for
others.
Nico: *Backing away* No.
Will: *leaning forward, trapping him against a wall* Your feelings and needs
are valid and deserve to be heard.
Nico: *holding up his hands* I need a
safeword!
...
(Thanks @zjanec302010 for this prompt:)
Nico: Your legs look good in those pants.
Will: You should see me without them ;)
Nico:
Nico: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE OFF YOUR LEGS??????????