Gossip Girl Season 1

Daredevil

[constance school]

[blair and alisha walk over to serena and jenny]

Blair: What was that I heard? Eric's coming home?

Alisha: its perfect timing

Serena: How so?

Blair: Well, it gives your mother and brother time to bond alone tonight while you get drunk on schnapps and moon the NYU dorms from the limo

Serena: Blair .. What are you talking about?

Blair: S its only the most important night of the fall

Serena: Oh, the sleepover!

Blair: I prefer soiree . Sleepover is so sophomore year

Serena: look you know i can't go to that. I have that plan.

Blair: Serena, when there's a Waldorf soiree there's nothing else in the social calendar

Serena: blair,the plan is Dan. Remember, the guy you realized is actually a human being and worthy of your time and attention ..no offense [looking at jenny]

Jenny: none taken

Serena: Look, I'm really sorry, but this date is unbreakable. Maybe we can swing by later

Blair: i'm not a stop along the way..i'm a destination..and if you refuse to attend ..i'm gonna have to find a replacement ..girls the waiting list [someone then hands blair a list]

Serena: Okay well i should get going

[blair then waves at serena and leaves]

Jenny: Good luck tonight.

Serena: Thank you!

Blair: Little Jenny Humphrey! Why didn't i think of you before...you have no plans...you're coming to the soiree

Jenny: me? really?

Kati & Isabel: her? really?

Blair: the thing is, if you come, you'll have to be up to a little more than just sleeping

Jenny: i'm up for anything

Blair: My place 7 o'clock sharp!

Jenny: Okay. bye

[jenny then walks away as alisha and blair walk back to the table]

Blair: oh..a girls first sleepover...something she will never forget...let's make sure of it

A friend of Blair (1): I'm taking it bets on how long she will last

A friend of Blair (2): 50 dollars says an hour and not one minute more.

[blair's]

[In the living room of the Waldorf]

Dorota (welcoming Jenny): This way, if you please.

Jenny: Thank you!

Blair (you choose their outfits): It's not bad.

Stylist: And this one?

Blair: Yeah it is.

Dorota (showing the sleeping bag to Jenny): i take that for you..yes

[dorota then takes the bag]

Blair: Oh, Jenny! Oh i'm so glad you could make it

alisha: Let the games begin

[later]

[blair, alisha and the other girls surrond jenny]

blair: martini?

Jenny: oh no thanks, i don't like vodka