Gossip Girl: "Spotted: Jenny Humphrey wading in the Met fountain, fishing for change... Blair Waldorf, seen dallying with an off-duty doorman at the Blarney Stone on a Monday night. It looks like the battle Between the Queen B and Little J has moved from the streets to the blogs. Who's sending this debasing dish? I have a feeling..."
Blair: A nice, shiny dime to add to your collection?alisha: Why the fruit cup, B? Lost your taste for yogurt?
[some of the girls laugh]
Blair: ... So what are we doing tonight?
Penelope: Asher's parents are in Cannes, so he and Jenny are throwing a party at his house.
Jenny: It's a really small get-together with just our closest friends. Sorry, Blair.
Nelly Yuki: Blair can take my place.
Jenny, to Nelly Yuki: Invitations are nontransferable. (to Blair) She's new to the group.
Blair: Just because your name's on the invite doesn't make you a hostess.
Jenny, answering phone: Oh? Then why is the party planner calling me? Excuse me, girls.[jenny then walks away to answer her phone and walks back over]
Jenny: Sorry. Floral emergency. Oh, and you will be happy to know that the entire Unity Lacrosse team RSVP'd.
Penelope: Oh my God, it's Asher.
Jenny, dragging the girls off: Let's go say hi.
[later]
[alisha sees wyatt and she pulls him in a kiss]
alisha, kissing Dan: What? You're here! Mmm, and you're late.
wyatt: I know. I come bearing apologies and an invitation. What are you up to tonight?
alisha: I know what I'm not up to. Having fun. The college advisor from columbia was over for about 4 hours going over my application...
wyatt: Mm. So this advisor, is he... Is he cute?
alisha: Mm, well, if hair in the ear is your thing...
wyatt, kissing her: I see your point. So then how about, um, dinner tonight with Sarah instead?
alisha: Oh, Sarah again. What is she, your brother's new girlfriend or something?
wyatt: Yeah. Just kidding. But she's new in town, and she does want to meet you.
alisha: Well, my dad is out of town, I already agreed to a quiet family dinner with my mom. I'm sorry. What about tomorrow?
wyatt, distracted by Jenny and Asher making out in the courtyard: ...No, my... My sister and tongue. The two things that don't go together so well.
alisha: Oh! Lighten up. You have been down on him since the beginning. Give him a chance and then judge. Maybe he'll surprise you, like I did.
wyatt: How are you always so right?
alisha: It's easy when you're always wrong. Hey, you got first period free. Why don't you go get to know him? Go!
wyatt: Okay. Okay. All right, okay.[alisha then smiles and leaves]
[next day]
[The girls make their way down the hall, reading Gossip Girl.]
Gossip Girl: "This just in: Asher Hornsby spotted locking lips before class... But not with his girlfriend. Looks like gentlemen don't prefer blondes, Little J. They prefer other gentlemen."
Hazel, laughing: Now you know how Vanessa Hudgens feels.
Gossip Girl: "Is this just another round of blanks fired between B and Little J? I'm tired of being the bearer of bad grudges. This is the last item that goes to press without proof."
Isabel: I'm so glad Gossip Girl finally got her balls back.
Penelope: Yeah, she was totally turning into the new Page Six.
alisha: don't listen to them...besides you can't believe everything you see or hear from gossip girl...jenny: thanks alisha
(Blair runs into them coming the other way.)
Jenny: Low blow.
Blair: Wasn't me. Wish it was!
Constance hallway
Penelope: Nothing new on Gossip Girl for three hours. Guess she wasn't kidding about her new standards.
Serena, twirling Jenny around: Hey, Jenny! Sorry I can't chat, but have so much fun at your party tonight!
Penelope: She's totally running to a booty call with your brother.
Jenny: I cannot believe you just went there.
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Gossip Girl Season 1
FanfictionThis is the story of Alisha Anderson. Girlfriend to Chuck Bass Best friend to Blair Waldorf and Serena Woodsen Chuck/Alisha Alisha/Wyatt I do not own Gossip girl just my own characters and story