❝My Dear Nurse❝ Naruto Various X Male Reader

Gonna' send you something real quick

"My fucking socks man."
I stand in the cold river water as I try to grab some litter.

I freeze, "Oh hell no. HELL no." I clutch in my little metal claw thing a used condom.

"Y'all some freaky people throwing this of all things into the water." I shake my head sadly before going back to my grind.

"HELLPPPP!!" Naruto screams as he got caught up in the current. I quickly throw my now tied off trash bag and metal claw onto the shore before treading water quickly.

I catch up quickly and wrap my arm around his waist.

"Ah shit." We're abruptly falling down a giant waterfall. Naruto screams while I just chill.

'Trying to decide if the car or the waterfall is worse. Will I reincarnate again or was it a one and done thing?'

Naruto stops screaming and in a cruel twist of fate, and up back on land again. Or rather above it.

"Are you... Okay?"

Looking up im met with the gaze of Kakashi Hatake himself. And what a gaze it was.

My arms are wrapped around his neck as he holds my body up quiet easily I assume.

'God he's so perfect.'

Kakashi sets me down and I sigh depressingly.

The group of three students stand in a cluster whispering and occasionally laughing maniacally like an artist chalked up on lead based paint fumes.

I grumble incoherently while kicking at the dirt.

"Let's get you out of those wet clothes shall we?"

"K." 👌

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"Release me foul demon!"

After I had gotten changed we had started some totally cool ninja training straight out of a cheesy 2000's montage in Karate kid or something.

I struggle as he continues to choke me out in a fun little move where his legs do a funny little thing which ends up around my neck and choking me.

"Break free then Y/N."

'What if I don't want to.'

I claw at his thighs half heartedly,
"Are you even trying to break free?"

"Nah, jokes on you man i like my head being crushed between mens thighs."

He lets go and scoots back immediately, "I got you to let go."

He sighs deeply while rubbing the bridge of his covered nose.

"But not the way you were supposed to."

Ah shit he's disappointed in me. Kind if expected with my behaviour but damn, didn't know that would suck so bad.

He stands up before reaching out a gloved hand to me. "Lets take a break and go eat."

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I walk along the short stone wall that goes along the bridge, after we had finished eating Kakashi decided that tonight would be the perfect night to go to the LIBRARY!

Yay.

"Your going to fall in if you don't get down from there." Kakashi stated quiet bluntly.

"You never let me shine!" I say dramatically, and then I tip back as a stray cluster of rocks snap off the wall.

'Standard main character clumsiness.'

I scowl while bracing for the water to meet my back.

"Told you so."

Kakashi's gloved hand wrapped gently but securely around Y/N's wrist. Pulling him back up and effectively into his audacious chest.

"Shit, my bad." I mumble while my eyes stay trained on Kakashi. We stay there for a moment before akwardly separating.

I cough gently, "aha.. Hem.. Sorry again...for all that and. Yeah. Just uh yeah."

Kakashi's mask creases in a way that almost makes him seem like he's smiling.

"Its alright, I'll protect you."