❝My Dear Nurse❝ Naruto Various X Male Reader

-No, No.

Lol forgot where I ended up, hol up a sec-
Alright. Were good.
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A few hours have passed as Kakshi lectured me about the bullshittery called Chakra and even tried to do some real life examples.

By this point we had been both seated on the coach, shoulder to shoulder as we both attempt to read the pages.

'Fucking tired.' I slump over involuntarily onto Kakashi's shoulder. At this point he was just wearing sweats and a black compression shirt.

I internally scream and start demanding that my neck does its job and lifts my head upright.

Kakashi tenses but remains silent.

I make the executive choice of not moving and shutting my eyes to try and ignore the inevitable lose lose situation of dealing with the shame right now or later. I remain limp against him even as he starts to relax.

'Well fuck me then.'

I involuntarily let out a soft sigh when Kakashi picks me up and carries me to the guest bedroom were I had been staying for the time being.

'Sometimes it's nice to be held. Especially by a man of bigger stature."

I keep my eyes loosely shut and try to hold back an ugly snort laugh combo from the fact that I probably look like one of those Doctor Seuss creatures that are all limp.

'Well at least I got some action tonight, thank you reincarnation.'

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'Wow glad you decided to show up late, and you didn't explain what they do.'

Well fuck you then.

'Damn, my bad obvious fucking plot device.'

I said GOOD LUCK. That's your cue to shut the fuck up.

I commit fully to the whole sleeping thing.

'Goodnight system.'

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I wake up cold and lonely on the bed. "Reminds me of the finished product of depressing 6 am missionary."

I sit up slowly before arching my back sharply, a melody of pops and cracks fill the air as I groan loudly.

Kakashi leans against the doorframe  and looks over at me. "You're late."

I groan loudly before getting up. "Yes..sir." I mock salute before trudging towards the bathroom, my clothes littering the hall.

I take a quick shower and run through my morning routine before pulling on clothes that Kakashi got me.

'Brand new from his closet with an accent of dog hair!'

I meet up with Kakashi and he holds out a peeled orange to me.
I smile and reach out to take it but he jerks his hand away.

"No Y/N. Not until you say sorry."

"Sorry."

Kakashi hands me the orange and we start walking towards the training grounds.

"Is this a joke?"

He looks at me, his brow quirked and his head tilted in a really cute way.

"Is what a joke?"

I frown and hold up the orange.

"Why is it poisoned?"

He cracks his signature closed eye smile- or what I assume to be a smile since ya know, he's got a mask on before speaking in his eerily calm voice.

"It was a test. If I am to trust the lives of team 7 partially to you, I expect some drop of perception based skill."

I sigh before tossing the orange into a nearby trash bin.

"So what was the plan if I had eaten it?"

He simply shrugs and keeps walking.

'Wow, fake ass hoes in this place.'