~Don't invite too many people to my party Sat night!
I know you haven't seen it yet but my dïck is tiny
-You have a tiny dïck? HAHAHAHAHA prepare to never live this down
~MY DECK YOU AŠŚHOLE
Texting Fails
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#What
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#Awkward
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Homo hot lips??
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Is she your girlfriend
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Umm...okay?
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People bark too....?
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Whaattt
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Oh come on
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Not cute
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Wow ok
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Sorry I asked hahahah
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Hömø Mîłk
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Im in tears
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What...I just....what
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Like hëłł you are
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Greatest shīt ever
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K...
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Prepare to never live this down
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Ya......
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HAHAHAHAH I LOVE YOU
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Seems a bit harsh
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What is wrong with this phone
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I give up
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English please
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No I Wasn't
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"ITS GETTING AWAY."
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Spoonsick
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Me 2
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Grow mario
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Oh good!
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Oh thank god
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OMG MOM
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Idiot
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Go away
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More drinks?
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Awesome
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Lol
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Ah that explains it
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Füćk
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That's Understandable
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Lol
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Ducking
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Seriously
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WTF?!?!?!
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-__-
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Worst transformer
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Im worried
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And.?..
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:'(
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Twat
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I tore a muscle
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A little beard told me
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Fail
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Duck duck goose
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Ya find it yet?
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Nemo
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So proud
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Youre right
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Okay...
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Posted everywhere
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I raised you right
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Im sorry :(
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I'm sorry
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