I skipped the part when Burke and Sarkov were having a conversation because....meh
°°°Y/n POV
Me, Tilda, Abbi, and Juan sat together just talking while I and Tilda shared drinks
"He gave us placebos children's aspirin. They're useless." Abbi said, "He told me there's nothing to worry about." Juan spoke
"He lied," Tilda said and I snorted
"I told him about my situation, he seemed relieved" Abbi stated
"Your Situation?"
"Relieved? Tsk wished he was relieved by my situation" I mumbled. Abbi smiled at my complaint and continued on
"When I entered the Wellness program, my AGDS presented as steatocystoma multiplex. Benign cysts on my sebaceous glands. Some genetics postulate that our sebaceous glands..."
Abbi continued explaining whatever the hell she was talking about. Juan glanced at Tilda and she rolled her eyes. I slowly nod to Abbi's explanation...Understanding nothing
We all look at her waiting for an actual answer.
"People get aroused by me" She peeped out. Finally, that's all you had to say, woman.
"Must be hell for you yeah?" I respond as she nodded
"That's a long way across the stage to tell us you smell sexy," Tilda said "It can be a little more complicated if you're ace." She replied
Silence filled the air...Okay...
"I'm ace," She said, that's new.
"Copy that" Tilda
Juan sniffed Abbi's shirt
"No!" Abby scoots away "You don't smell sexy"
Juan exclaimed
"Juan.. are you serious?" I laughed "It's not funny Y/n!" She shouted "And you shouldn't do that." Abbi told Juan "You smell kinda lemony," He said. She does smell like that. Wait, what-"You're not turned on by me?" Abbi questions Juan.
"No" He answeredTilda silently laughs
"I wonder why you're immune. How did your AGDS present?" She asks, here come the big words
"Didn't your vestigial fail?" Tilda smirks "No that was another guy I was the..." He stops and looks at me..what do you want ME to do? I tilt my head with a confused expression. He looks back at Tilda
"Yeah, well, it doesn't matter what I was. What matters now is that I'm the Terror of the Tacoma." He said very seriously... Okay!
"What?" She asked" "last night, I-I blacked out and..turned into this" He pulled out his phone and put up an image of a...chupacabra? "Whoa. You're a werewolf" Abby said. Hmm, the first time she guessed something wrong.
"No, I'm a chupacabra." He corrected her.
"Yeah, well, my AGDS was messing with my hearing and vocal cords. Now I hear everything, and I can do this" Tilda spoke
I wonder what she's gonna do-
She sang making a glass bottle break,
"Holy shit Tilda!" I shouted very surprised
"You never told us about your AGDS present Y/n" Abby questioned
"Yeah n/n, let's hear it" This is going to be hard to explain-
"My dear Y/n is a fucking vampire!" Tilda shrieked. Shit, how did she know?
"Super hearing! Comes in handy sometimes" Tilda says mumbling the last part of the sentence
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Love At First Bite
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