*sets up a marriage betwern Malory & Squidward*
Sir Malory: I love you so much squid hottie!
Squidward: I love u too hot slappy malory!
Malory: You're my baby now <3
*As soon as he said the word baby squidward gave birth*
Squidward: Aw a beautiful baby looks just like you Malory <3
*Spongebob is in love with malory and tries to take him away from squidward*
Squidward: AHHHH NO HES MINE UGLY SPONGEY GRRR I HATE UUUUUUU!!
*he grabs a stick and shoves it up spongebob nose as sign that he hates him*
*spongebob runs away crying with a bloody nose*
Malory: WAAAAHHH, that ugly guy wanted me! *he cries*
Squidward: Don't worry hot stuff i wont let anyone take u from me :) *kisses him*
Malory: *he kisses back* My squidly man!
Squidward: And you are mine as well *pinches his cheeks cause he wanted too*
*Patrick loves malory more than spongebob, he comes up to malory then kisses his cheek*
Squidward: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!
*patricks tries to rip off his 2 noses, but squidward pokes his 32 eyes*
*Patrick runs off screaming and gets married to spongebob and mr krabs*
Malory: Yay saved again from another ugly! I LOVE U A LOT!!!
Squidward: I love you a lot more!!!!
Malory: What will your mother think of me?
Squidward: Dunno, lets go and find out
Malory: Lets bring vaporub for good luck!
Squidward: Good idea!
