Hey! not fair! (POLYLIGHTS)

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HAII LITTLE SHITS, 2 CHAPARERS N ONE DAT HERE WE GO!!

NOT HUMANIZED!!!/NO SEX/JUST HORNINESS/VERY SMALL CHAPTER

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So, what's going on? well, OMGA, PARTI PARTI!!! at Hotel OJ! ONEC AGAIN!! WOOHOOO!! anyways, fan, paintbrush, titty tube, and big ass forehead are at a table! what are they doing? UNO!

after they got their cards, they began to play.

"OK, since I'm the brightest, *kneeslap* and I'm yellow *kneeslap* IM PUTTING DOWN A YELLOW CARD," lightbulb said as she placed the card down.

"tbh, I hate people who look like piss." fan stated

"..."

"what? it's true!" fan said looking at lightbulb.

"I hope you break your back, fall down 20 stairs, choke on one of your stail ass biscuits, and-" lightbulb said before paintbrush cut her off

"OKAY, damn, just place down a damn card red tampon." paintbrush said, smirking at fan"

"... Kay kitkat bar." fan said, looking deadass at them.

Test tube spat out her drink "HOLY FUCK???" test tube said giggling.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS NOT FUNNY." paintbrush said, their bristles glowing red.

"holy shit big ass forehead, I'm going to ruin your life." fan said, placing 4 +4 cards."

"fan."

"..."

but before anyone knew, lightbulb jumped on fan, receiving an "EEK!" from him. "SHIT, LIGHTBULB, GET OFF OF HIM-" test tube said, worried

lightbulb pinned his arms down, her bottom being where fan's sensitive spot was.

"UNDO THAT DAMN CARD SLUT" lightbulb said, leaning closer.

"MMMmmMm PUSH YOU'RE PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH BITCH, GO GET THEM 16 CARDS!" fan said looking lightbulb up and down before he realized lightbulb was where he'd get hard at.

"l-lightbulb, m-move!" fan said quietly.

"fuc you say?" lightbulb said, scooting up. Fan then let out a small moan before talking again.

"g-get off~!!" fan said trying to move, but making it worse. Paintbrush sighed as they got up and held lightbulb up, putting their arms under her armpits(?) and holding her like a toddler that just ate dirt. Paintbrush then looked at lightbulb, facing her.

"did you not hear him say get off?" Paintbrush said with low eyes.

"oh, he needs to speak up!" lightbulb said looking at them.

paintbrush sighed as they sat lightbulb down Lightbulb

"Heheh!" Lightbulb left the area to get food.

"What a spaz woman!"

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THIS WAS A LITTLE SILLY HEAD CANON THING I THOUGHT OF LMAO BUT YEAH SORRY FOR A HELLA SHORT CHAPTER, SMUT ONE MIGHT BEE SOON

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