BASEBALL SLANDER

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hope baseball's ozone extra chromosome, build like a chicken bone, 100 dollar lone, big bone ass slips on a banana peel in Arizona and falls on the hot-ass ground, just to be cooked like fry chicken. fucking, tell me why after he leaves a Mcdonald's bathroom, it looks like the atomic bomb that hit Hiroshima and whatever that other shit was called. tell me why I heard him talking about disabilities, disability of eating cheeseburgers, gYAT DAMN FATTY. got banned form all the mcdonaldshis fatass is so fat that he has to live in a cave just so he can breathe, bro thought Mcdonald's coupons grew on trees with his fatass bitch, one time someone got his order wrong and this fatass thought this was battle royale and yelled "CHARGE!!" SO HE THREW 5 CHEESEBURGERS AT AN EMPLOYE. tell me why I heard him say "I carry bitches!" NAH YOU CARRY 10 BURGEERS AT ONCE FATTY. when nickel got emimatedm he thought it was the end due to him thinking nickel was a burger, no wonder why he's emo. "CUT MY LIFE INTO PEICES" cut them burgers into pieces!! errrm fix that diet fatty!!! eat a salad fatty!










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