Another grandson of voldemort story (percyxremus)

A very normal day

*mentions of child abuse. There are little stars where the scenes start and end.*

Percy's pov:

"What happened here?" I asked, horrified.

Four faces looked up, guilt and also a lot of amusement clear on their expressions.

The whole dining room was covered in pink and green glitter, they had somehow transfigured the chandelier into a giant glowing rubber duck and the table was walking.

Sirius looked me dead in the eye and said:
"the almighty prank-war. Let the games begin."

He trew a red thing at me wich I dogded and it eploded against the wall in a cloud of strawberry scented glitter.

Then, they all ran out of the room in an attempt to escape me.

"Remmy, could you turn the table back in it's unmoving form? The pasta is getting heavy."

He pulled out his wand and uncharmed the table. "Since when am I Remmy?"

"Well, I don't know why but I like to give people nicknames. Yours are wolfie, Remmy or Moons. Sirius is siri or Blackie and Severus is Sevy. The rest am I still thinking about. If you don't like it, just say it."

"No, I don't mind. I just didn't excpect it. And when you tell the little nickname to Snape, I really need to see his reaction."

"Why, Snape is such a lovely man." I said with all the sarcasm I could possibly get. Wich was a lot.

Remus snorted but looked weirdly at me.

I ignored it and put the pasta on the table.

"Can you get the sauce, I think I forgot the cheese so I'm gonna get that."

"Sure" Remus got the sauce and not a second after he opened the pot, Ron ran down the stairs, almost dragging Hermione behind him.

"This smells great! When is dinner starting? I'm literaly dying of hunger right now."

"If you get the plates and call everyone, then we can start eating. Did you smelled it from your room?"

Ron kinda turned a bit red around his ears.

"Yeah, he has a crazy good nose. As soon as there is food in a 2 mile radius, he will come."

Ron gave Hermione a fake hurt look.

"What's wrong with that? If food smell good, I will get good food."

That actually sounded legit.

Remus' face said something different.
I don't think he got the logic behind that thought.

"Anyway, I'll get the rest of the order, will you set the table?"

"Sure 'Mione."

Hermione went to some weird looking pipe and pushed a blue-ish green ish button. The end lit up and she said something in the tube. A second later an announcement could be heard all over the building.

"Dinner's ready, and don't wait to long or Ronald Weasley will eat everything!".

"Hey!" an indignant shout could be heard from the kitchen.

Ron came back and all the plates and other things came floating behind him.

I still wasn't used to just magic everything in the right place.

The rest came down one by one and after 5 minutes, almost everyone was seated and enjoying the pasta.

After dinner Dumbydoor stood up and started talking.