Episode 7: Dude Relax

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3rd Pov

Anna has Bella on her lap, Cyborg is on his computer and Raven is mediating when Robin enters the living room.

Robin says, "Titans go! As soon as we get an alert on my communicator." Robin uses his grappling hook and swings to the other side of the room. Robin looks at his communicator. Robin says, "Hopefully, at any moment now." 

Beast Boy as a cat meows. Robin checks his communicator which says that the status is all good, bro! Robin hears the microwave beep. Robin asks, "Crime?" Beast Boy meows again. Beast Boy transforms back into his normal self. Beast Boy says/asks, "More like microwave popcorn. Want some?" "Make me a bag. But remain vigilant. It must not burn." Robin said. "Aye-aye." Beast Boy said then he says softly, "Weirdo." Beast Boy goes inside the kitchen. 

Robin checks his communicator again. Cyborg says, "We've gone a whole week without a crime alert." Cyborg looks at Raven and says, "I think it's starting to get to him." "Yeah, Robin is definitely going through mission withdrawal." Raven says. "That would explain the involuntary eye movement." Robin's eye starts twitching.Robin exclaims, "Titans!" Everyone gasps. Anna and Raven says in union, "What!" Robin says, "Still nothing to report." Beast Boy comes back in carrying a bowl of popcorn. Beast Boy says, "Come on, dude. Chill out." Anna says, 'Yes, Robin. Perhaps you should take advantage of the lull in criminal activities in order to do "the relax." Robin asks, "Relax?" Robin laughs nervously and starts sweating. Raven asks Robin, "Uh, you do know how to relax, don't you?" Robin scoffs. Robin says, "I can relax circles around you fools." "Says the guy who tried to turn sleeping into a competitive sport." Cyborg said. 


*In flashback.*

Robin is in pajamas looking at his watch. Robin says, "On your mark, get set, sleep." 
A whistle blows and Robin starts snoring rapidly. 

*End of flashback.*

Robin said, "Well, it's just as leader, I'm not used to going this long without doing something productive. But, I can totally take it easy until there's an alert." "Good, 'cause that's what we're gonna do." Beast Boy said. The titans walk off to relax.

Robin says, "Ah, something happen, please!" 

Cyborg is fixing the T-car in the garage. "You are just the prettiest, high performance, low-emission muffler I've ever seen. Yes, you are." he said. Robin enters the garage. 

"Hey, Cyborg. You relaxing?" Robin says/asks. Cyborg drops his wrench and looks at Robin. Cyborg sighs and says, "I was." Robin asks, "Mind if I join you?" "Yes." Cy said. Robin starts tinkering and says, "Looks like we've got a lot of work ahead of us if we want this to be ready for the next mission." Cyborg says, "I'm just tinkering, Robin. Not trying to save the world." Robin said, "I bet we could rebuild this whole engine pretty quick. Knock it out in 15, 16 hours tops." Robin accidentally leans on a lever which brings the car down on Cyborg and the car breaks apart.

Robin says, "Ooh." Cyborg asks, "You mind relaxing somewhere else?" Robin leaves Cyborg and went to go visit Anna. 

Robin bangs on Anna's door. "Enter." Anna said. The door slides open. "Care to join me in a relaxation ritual of a spa mask? I've made mine of strawberries, pickles and cream cheese." Anna said. Robin starts relaxing with Anna. 

Anna opens one eye and looks at Robin. Anna chuckles. Anna asks, "Is it not like a million little toes dancing on your face? Can you feel the invasion of your pore holes?" "And can you feel the alpha hydroxy acid I added to deaden our nerve endings and increase our pain tolerance for the next mission?" "Acid? Is that why it feels like the little toes are dancing more vigorously?" Anna asks. Robin says, "Aah, that means it's working. Phoo-phoo, feel the burn." Anna fans her face and says, "Oh, I am feeling the burn. And I do not like it!" 

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