Spider-Man shattered Dimensions

Intro: Its just the beginning

Stan Lee: Hey there True believer watch as once again frightening forces are once again at work in the world, ready to wreak havoc with existence itself. Who or what, prowls the halls of the Ancient museum after dark. It's none other than the Master of Illusion himself...the menacing Mysterio.

The villainous illusionist walks on his ominous purple fog to make himself more imposing as he lurks through ancient museum, looking for something. It's not ancient vases or dinosaur bones. No. It's something much more unique. A stone tablet. A relic that holds many mysteries. Mysteries that could potentially change the world.

Mysterio: Ah, the Tablet of Order and Chaos...

Mysterio approaches the glass case protecting the tablet, unaware that a certain red and blue costumed hero is watching him from above as the villains continues talking to himself while carefully opening the case,

Mysterio: Selling you on the black market is gonna make me a mint!

??: Good. You could use a mint. Ugh, I can smell your breath from here.

That sudden quip accidently caused Mysterio to break the case as he turns around to face his annoying arch-nemesis hanging upside down from his trademark webbing, the Amazing Spider-Man.

Mysterio: Spider-Man?!

Kai: Wait, how WOULD you eat a mint through that fishbowl?

Wasting no time with his quips, Mysterio silently uses his trademark ability, summoning an illusion of a frightening snake with his special effects to mimic the effects of real magic. Unremarkably, Spider-Man is unfazed of his illusions at all considering they've fought numerous times over the years to the point he's got Beck all figured out.

Kai: Nice! Don't get me wrong, your illusions are nifty and all, but if you ask me, they could use a little more...kick!

The web-slinger kicks through the illusion and hits Mysterio, knocking him and the Tablet to the floor. The villain tries to go for it, but Spidey ain't letting him have it.

Kai: Nuh uh uh! Souvenirs are available in the gift shop. (Webline the table away from him)

Mysterio: Stop it! Cease your incessant prattling! (firing a sort of mini-rocket)

Kai: But the incessant is the best kind of prattling.

Spidey quips while dodging all of the illusionist's attacks and leaving his webs behind for a follow-up attack.

Then, something starts to happen during their fight. The Tablet of Order and Chaos in Mysterio's hands begins to glow a mystical green, slowly empowering the curious villain with a mysterious power he's never felt before,

Mysterio: What? What's this?

Kai: Hey bubble-head... (on his makeshift slingshot) Think fast!

The hero flung himself at an incredible speed too fast for Mysterio to do anything but block his punch with the Tablet. But because of Spider-Man's amazing strength, the Tablet was shattered, unleashing a mysterious mystical energy outside the museum and throughout the city.

Kai: Whoa! What the heck was that?!

shaking off the pain in his head after accidentally shattering the Tablet of Order of Chaos. He looks at Mysterio, holding a piece of the Tablet before disappearing in his smoke while laughing manically.

Kai: Oookay... Can somebody tell me what's going on here?!

???: Spider-Man!

Kai: Gahhhh!

The jumpscared hero wondered where that mysterious female voice came from, glancing around their surroundings for a bit until they decided to look behind Spider-Man to be greeted by the projection of an woman wearing sunglasses with a web that shows images of different Spider-Men and Spider-Women from different worlds.