• Yep that photo is by me and can be used as phone wallpaper or laptop background depending on what you have •
It was 5:45 in the morning.
Floyd had woken up, taken a bath, combed his hair, brushed his teeth, and done his skin care routine, and made his bed.
It was a normal start for the morning.
With the exception of one problem.
He was, well...
Feeling very different.
Okay, simple answer:
Floyd only got 3 hours of sleep last night, and he was cranky.
Very
Very
VERY
Cranky.
When Floyd went to make himself some coffee, he opened up the cabinet...
Floyd: UGGGHH! THERES NO MORE COFFEE GROUNDS TO MAKE MY CAPPUCCINO!!! 😤😤😤
So instead he decided to make a cherry smoothie.
Except when he opened the fridge...
Floyd: NO CHERRIES EITHER!?!?!?
Floyd then decided to make a raspberry smoothie instead, because okay least there was some kind of fruit to use.
However he still felt grumpy after making the smoothie.
A few minutes later, his phone started going off.
Floyd: What nowwww? 🙄
He turned on his phone...
And...
Clay was spamming their private chat.
~ CLaY CuDi HEHEHEHEH ~
December 4, 2023
6:39 a.m.
"Bro u up?"
"Bro u up?"
"Bro u up?"
"Bro u up?"
"Bro u up?"
"SHUT THE HELL UP CLAY >:("
"😯"
Floyd turned his notifications on silent mode as he lay his head down on the table and groaned.
Five minutes later, he heard a knock on the door and grudgingly went to go open it.
It was Clay.
Floyd: What. Do. You. Want? 😠
Clay: Bro you good? :/
Floyd: Yeah. Totally. Factually, I am very delighted this morning, for I got plenty of sleep last night. 😒
Clay: You kinda sound like Branch using sarcasm. Anyways, I came to ask if I could borrow some of your coffee grounds to make a latte.
Floyd: I don't have anymore. Sorry.
Clay: I'll pay you for it! 😁 *holds out a few one-dollar coins 🪙*
Floyd: I. Don't. Have. Any. Now GET OUT!
Clay: Wow, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. 💀
Floyd: OH I'M SORRY IS THIS FUNNY!? 😡😡😡
Floyd dashed into another room, and came out with a glass flower vase, holding it in a ready-to-hurl position.
Clay: 😶 heh heh of course it's not funny-
Meanwhile...
In his bunker, Branch was showing Poppy some more albums and photos of BroZone she hadn't seen before, including ones that were just recently taken.
Eventually they stopped looking at BroZone pics to share a two-minute kiss.
Which was interrupted halfway by noise outside.
???: OW! QUIT IT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY BRO?
???: MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET OUT BEFORE THIS GETS WORSE!
???: ALL I ASKED WAS FOR SOME COFFEE GROUNDS!!!
???: WELL I SERIOUSLY DON'T HAVE ANY!
Poppy: Is that Floyd and Clay?
Branch: Sounds like them. I wonder what they're fighting about.
Poppy: Should we check it out?
Branch: I guess.
The two lovebirds walked out of the bunker, and the first thing they saw was...
Floyd chasing Clay with a half broken glass vase.
Branch: What the...?
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Trolls Band Together • BroZone OneShorts ii
FanficContinuing from my first BroZone OneShorts
