Random pmtok things part 1

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Olivia: introducing the pencil!! You can write with it! You can- WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH A PENCIL?!?


Scissors: SHOVE IT DOWN YOU'RE THROAT!!


Olivia: YOU CAN SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR- WAIT WHAT!?!?

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Jean: Olivia, Why don't you have a nap?


*Olivia who hasn't slept in over 42 hours: you know, I wish I could sleep, but then my stupid ADHD kicks in, and then it's basically, one sheep, two sheep, old mc Donald had a farm... all that..

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Olly: What happens if one day you just suddenly to punch you're dad! Why wouldn't you do that, I mean, don't think about it while you're sitting there eating lunch with him today!


Olivia: What!?!?

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*Olivia is passed out on the floor and the legion is standing above her*

Olly: *walks in* What the heck happened


Jean: Well-


Scissors: I told her she had to do her homework, then boom! She is on the floor.


Olly: ITS SUMMER BREAK!!


Scissors: oh, my bad...

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*Scissors just killed something in Olly's room*


Hole Punch: I THINK HES COMING!!!! HIDE THE BODY!!


Scissors: OKAY!!!


*Hides the body in Olly's closet*


Hole Punch: When he comes in here and opens his closet, HOW WOULD YOU EXPLAIN A DEAD BODY!!??!!


Scissors: We just tell Jean to pray for mercy!

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*One day, the house just sets on fire*


Scissors: Well, at last I see the light!!

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*Scissors walking out of the house to murder someone again*


Olly: Scissors, where are you going?


Scissors Hell, eventually!

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*Olly walks into the room, Hole Punch is passed out on the floor and scissors is dancing*


Olly: What happened in here?


Scissors: Well-


Olly: WAIT! Does this have anything to do with me in any way?


Scissors: No


Olly: Then I don't care.

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Scissors: I do two things! Eat cookies and kick butt!! AND WE'RE ALL OUT OF COOKIES!!


Hole Punch: *Screams like a little girl*

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*Olly told Scissors to go clean the dishes and scissors is watching television*


Scissors: *has the controller in her hand* GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME DEATH!!


Olly: *takes the controller away from her* Give me a break.

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*Hole Punch runs into the living room*


Hole Punch: GUYS!! There is a bat in the kitchen!! It tried to touch me with it's WEIRD LITTLE BAT FINGERS!!

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