Olivia: introducing the pencil!! You can write with it! You can- WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH A PENCIL?!?
Scissors: SHOVE IT DOWN YOU'RE THROAT!!
Olivia: YOU CAN SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR- WAIT WHAT!?!?
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Jean: Olivia, Why don't you have a nap?
*Olivia who hasn't slept in over 42 hours: you know, I wish I could sleep, but then my stupid ADHD kicks in, and then it's basically, one sheep, two sheep, old mc Donald had a farm... all that..
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Olly: What happens if one day you just suddenly to punch you're dad! Why wouldn't you do that, I mean, don't think about it while you're sitting there eating lunch with him today!
Olivia: What!?!?
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*Olivia is passed out on the floor and the legion is standing above her*
Olly: *walks in* What the heck happened
Jean: Well-
Scissors: I told her she had to do her homework, then boom! She is on the floor.
Olly: ITS SUMMER BREAK!!
Scissors: oh, my bad...
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*Scissors just killed something in Olly's room*
Hole Punch: I THINK HES COMING!!!! HIDE THE BODY!!
Scissors: OKAY!!!
*Hides the body in Olly's closet*
Hole Punch: When he comes in here and opens his closet, HOW WOULD YOU EXPLAIN A DEAD BODY!!??!!
Scissors: We just tell Jean to pray for mercy!
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*One day, the house just sets on fire*
Scissors: Well, at last I see the light!!
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*Scissors walking out of the house to murder someone again*
Olly: Scissors, where are you going?
Scissors Hell, eventually!
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*Olly walks into the room, Hole Punch is passed out on the floor and scissors is dancing*
Olly: What happened in here?
Scissors: Well-
Olly: WAIT! Does this have anything to do with me in any way?
Scissors: No
Olly: Then I don't care.
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Scissors: I do two things! Eat cookies and kick butt!! AND WE'RE ALL OUT OF COOKIES!!
Hole Punch: *Screams like a little girl*
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*Olly told Scissors to go clean the dishes and scissors is watching television*
Scissors: *has the controller in her hand* GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME DEATH!!
Olly: *takes the controller away from her* Give me a break.
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*Hole Punch runs into the living room*
Hole Punch: GUYS!! There is a bat in the kitchen!! It tried to touch me with it's WEIRD LITTLE BAT FINGERS!!
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