Vee: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
*Vee is ordering a cake over the phone*
Shop Employee: …and what would you like your cake to say?
Vee, covering the phone to look at The Squad: Do we want a talking cake?
Vee: I'm a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f-word.
Vee: Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro… each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!
Vee: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
Vee, to four: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand-
Vee: Please! Pretend I'm useful!
Vee: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.
Vee: Hello friends!
The Squad:
Vee: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling
Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Vee: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Vee: Oh my god, you have Four.
Vee: I’m quick at math.
Four: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?
Vee: 24.
Four: That wasn’t even close.
Vee: But it was quick.
Vee: Who the fuck-
Four: Language!
Vee: Whom the fuck-
Four: No.
Vee: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Four: Peonies, why?
Vee:
Four: Were you going to get me flowers?
Vee:
Four:
Vee: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Vee: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Four!
Four: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight
Vee: Four and I are no longer friends.
Four: VEE THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
Vee: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Four: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Ver 1
Vee: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Four: Aww-
Vee: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Ver 2
Four: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Vee: Aww-
Four:With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Vee: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Four: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
Vee: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Four: Aren't you forgetting something?
Vee: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Four's forehead before running out.*
Four: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Vee, to Four: We had a date!
Vee: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
Vee: Two bros!
Four: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Vee and Four, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
Vee: Stop doing that.
Four: Stop doing what?
Vee: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
Vee: Is something burning?
Four, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Vee: Four, the toaster is literally on fire.
Vee, talking about Four: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
Vee walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Four, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Four, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
Vee: I’m in love with you.
Four: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Vee: I know.
Four: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Vee: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Four: This is a lie.
Four: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Four: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Vee: You have to apologize to them Four.
Four: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
Two: You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong.
vee: *Sipping their drink after accidentally adding salt* I just like the way it tastes.
Two:I think I need a hug...
Vee: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Two: You... you can let go now.
Vee:No, I absolutely cannot.
Vee: I’m so excited!
Two: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Vee: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Two: Yeah!
Two:Why are you late?
Vee:A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Two: Overslept?
Vee: Overslept.
Vee: *is visibly upset*
Two: Vee, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
Vee: What's two plus two?
Two: Math.
Vee: ...I will accept that answer.
Vee: You believe me?
Two: Vee, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Vee: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Two:
Vee: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Two: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&M's (this is platonic y'all)
Vee, dashing into the room: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!
Two: …What does that even mean?!
Vee: Hey, Two. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
Two: I like sunflowers.
Vee, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-
(this is platonic y'all)
Vee, to the Squad: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
*silence*
Vee: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck!
Two: You didn’t clap either-
Vee: SHUT UP!
Two: Two wrongs don’t make a right.
Vee: *sighs* That’s true…
Vee: But to negatives make a positive!!!
Vee: Two, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong?
Two: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before?
Vee: I’m never asking you anything ever again.
Vee: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Two: Sleeping is nice.
Vee: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.
Eight: vee, I think we have a problem.
Vee: What, the fire?
Eight: No, the- wait, what fire?
Vee: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.
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everything vee (bfb oc)
Fanfictionall the things I written about vee, some are probably cringe but don't mind that please, also some may change. I do not own bfdi, I only own vee, my oc. watch bfdi on YouTube by jacknjellify.
