Episode 9

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3rd P.O.V.

Welcome back, everyone! We're back for another episode of Waifu Interviewer!

Aqua is seen with her feet up on the table while Daito and Kakyoin look on dumbfounded who showed up for the interview. Y/n hasn't showed up yet since he's busy bringing in a new member for the show.

Aqua: What? Aren't you going to ask me questions? What kind of amateur interviewist are you?

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Aqua: What? Aren't you going to ask me questions? What kind of amateur interviewist are you?

Kakyoin: Interviewist is not a word.

Aqua: You dare question a goddess?

Kakyoin: Maybe a useless one.

Aqua: I'm not useless! I just choose the right not to be useful.

Kakyoin just look at her dumbfounded before looking at Daito who also confused as well.

Kaykoin: How is tha-

Aqua: Silience mortal!

Kakyoin: Yes Goddes- oh wait no! You aren't a goddess, you're a useless brat!

Aqua: How dare you? I will smite you!

Kakyoin: Oh? Go ahead and smite me with your "mighty goddess powers".

Kakyoin: Oh? Go ahead and smite me with your "mighty goddess powers"

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Aqua pulled out a gun and point it at Kakyoin.

Aqua: I smite you, unbeliever!

Kakyoin: Oh, that's just a gu-

Aqua pulls the trigger killing Kakyoin in the progress. She then points her attention at Daito.

Aqua: What about you? Any complaints?

Daito pokes his head out behind some furniture.

Daito: Nope, I for one support a pantsless, gun-weilding goddess.

Aqua: Good.

Before Aqua can put her gun away, Y/n arrive just time along with the new member of the team following beside him.

Y/n: Hey, I'm ba- Woah! What happened here?

Aqua point her gun at Y/n.

Aqua: Who are you another none believer?!

Y/n: My name is Y/n and I can't believe you're here, Aqua.

Aqua: So, you have heard of me.

Y/n: Yes, you're the useless goddess, Aqua.

This pissed off Aqua.

Aqua: Do you want to have a cap in your ass!!

Y/n: I didn't mean it like that Aqua.

Aqua: Then what did you mean!?

Y/n: This!

Y/n pulled out a bulletin board out of nowhere showing pictures of Aqua and the words useless spelled out.

Aqua: ........Wow.

Y/n: So, when I called you useless just now, Aqua. I mean this, Undead Killer, Superior archpriest, Entertaining personality, Lovable, Emotional and caring, Saves the party multiple times, and Still best girl. Also spelled as U.S.E.L.E.S.S. so next time someone calls you that keep this in mind.

Aqua blushes and has some tears coming from her eyes as wipes them away.

Aqua: That the nicest thing anyone said to me especially what I get from Kazuma is crap and mean comments.

Y/n: Well, sure you're not the best waifu in the anime community but that what make you the best because it makes you different from the standard trope of anime waifu.

Aqua: Thank you, Y/n. I the goddess Aqua bless you for your generous comment.

Daito: Phew! No that's-

???: Ahem!

Daito: Huh?

???: Did you forget I was here

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???: Did you forget I was here.

Daito: And who are you?

Y/n: Oh! Daito meet Daki, she going to be a new member of the show.

Daki: Hello!

Daito: Huh, neat. Glad to have you on board, Daki.

Daki: Likewise.

Daki then grab Y/n arm as he looks at her.

Y/n: What is it, Daki?

Daki: Hey Y/n, now that the show is over can you help me with something right quick?

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Daki: Hey Y/n, now that the show is over can you help me with something right quick?

Y/n: Sure! Aqua care to join?

Aqua: If it means getting a taste of you, absolutely~

All three of them leave together as Daito stays behind.

Daito: Y/n is the man.

He then look at Kakyoin corpse.

Daito: *sign* It's time to clone another one, again.

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