Wine and Vodka

RUV X DIONYSUS?! CHAT IS THIS REAL?!

Don't you ever have those times where chaos just reins, where your ex was an arsehole? And not only that, your wife just divorced you and took the kids away. Didn't help that she took the money and cat too!

Well, that's what happened to Ruv, the giant Russian man who went through it all. Had kids, helped the church, and got married. He thought he had it all. But then it happened, his wife found out about his war crimes against the Soviets.

But no, things didn't work out with Sarvente. Both of them are now divorced. And Ruv doesn't know what to think about it. She found out about Ruv's secret about his... actions in Korea with his dad. And now he's being evicted. Hopefully, Jesus Christ bless Ruv's soul so that he can see the kids.

But he didn't care right now. He already packed his stuff anyway. So he'll be alright with that for about another hour. So he'll be okay, or at least what the equivalent of okay is in such an awful situation.

The night was dark, the lights of the abandoned church didn't even exist. Most of it was pitch black. The only exception is the small outdoor light Ruv could see from the corner of his eye.

So, of course, something had to happen. You know something had to happen to Ruv YET again! And to think he can have a normal day from church weirdness. Well he's wrong yet again!

For context, Ruv has been associated with the Greek Gods. Don't ask him why... They just showed up like nothing. And Ruv even dated one once (Ares was a complete asshole though. So he honestly wouldn't recommend it.) But he didn't question it and moved on with his life.

But that was when a guy showed up in front of him. He wasn't wearing any shirt, or pants, or anything like that. He just wore a bush for pants and had grape vines in his hair. For an instant, Ruv knew who this guy was. With the wine in his hands.

"HEYO COMARDE!" Dionysus yelled out with a belch. He looked super drunk as always. "Heard ya wife taking the kids AND the church? I gotta feel sorry for ya! I wish my mom could do that y'know? But she can't because I of-" he hiccuped. "I don't know!"

Ruv narrowed his single eye and groaned. Out of all the people who would visit him. It was GOD DAMN Dionysus himself. Really, why him?

"I don't have enough time right now Dionysus," Ruv said back. He took off his jacket and put it in the suitcase he had next to him. He couldn't say goodbye to his kids yet. That was for tomorrow. And he was tired of the wine God's bullshit. "I think you should leave now! Because I won't spare you from your bones getting broken!"

Dionysus chuckled like the drunk idiot and walked closer to him. The wine God seemed greatly brave and foolish right now. Just walking towards such a dangerous man like Ruv. But he still smiled like he knew what he was doing.

"Oh calm down mortal! I won't pester you!" Dionysus said, gesturing that this was a promise. Why would a party God make a promise out of all people? "I just want to make you feel better! Maybe help you ease your thoughts! You deserve it!"

Dionysus sat next to Ruv, his smile big and oblivious. As he passed Ruv a glass of wine. The wine glass didn't seem to be a glass. Rather it was a metal glass, looking like some gold glass from Greece. Ruv rolled his eyes. He didn't want to do what Dionysus wanted.

"No Dionysus," Ruv stated bluntly, gently pushing the wine aside. "I'm not going to drink your disgusting grape juice. I am not a drunk."

Dionysus just narrowed his eyes as he looked at Ruv. He looked like an African American after you said the N-word. "What? Grape juice? What the sh#t? How DARE you insult my f#cking TREASURE like that! Not cool dude! Not cool!" he said, as he downed another sip of wine. "I literally get myself here, to cheer you up. And all you do now is do this? The hell mortal!"