Naruto NSFW alphabet

Hashirama NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Seasoned in the art of aftercare and very enthusiastic. Some people might think of aftercare more as a chore or something that just needs to be done but he absolutely relishes it. Will gladly stand up and fetch you some water or a snack. Loves to cuddle. Will help you bathe and wait for you with the fluffiest towels. Can and will pick you up if you're sore.
If you wanna make his day, give him some little kisses on his cheeks and forehead (or just anywhere you can reach) and stroke his hair, he lives for shit like that.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

On himself, he really likes his hair a lot. It's just sooooo luscious and silky and it never tangles (Once it grew out of that infernal bowlcut that is). It's also ideal for pulling and grabbing. And yes, he wants you to grab his hair and pull, please, it might as well be the reason he grew it out for.

On you, Hashirama has a thing for your waist and belly. It's the ideal place to rest his hands when you hug and so squeezable too. When you are cuddling you can be sure that he'll start caressing your sides from ribs to hipbone as soon as you've found a comfortable position.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Honestly cums a pretty normal amount, nothing out of the ordinary here. His cum is pretty white, has a high sperm count and really drippy, so it gets everywhere. Which to him is the best thing ever because he loves seeing you covered in his fluids.
Taste is A+, the Senju diet is the best diet.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He tried on (your) panties once (Alternatively he just bought them). He always wondered how they would feel and so he waited until he was sure he was all alone and just... slid them up. It was a lacy little number and cut into his hipbones a bit but they made his ass look fantastic. Also his bits were barely contained but if you ever wanted him to try them in your company... I guess he wouldn't say no.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

Hashirama has A LOT of experience. He is a very touchy guy and he basically likes everyone at least a little. As soon as he discovered what sex is, he was off spreading his love everywhere people would allow him to. I'm talking the girls, the gays, nonbinary folks, just everyone who was cool with him sticking his dick into them (or him getting stuck by them for that matter). Don't want any penetrative Sex? That's cool, he still knows plenty of other stuff if you're down. Hashirama finds something attractive and lovable in everyone and sees absolutely nothing wrong with showing that to everyone.
He is still very satisfied in a committed relationship though, don't worry, he'll just show his appreciation of people in other ways.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

The first Hokage does a lot of sideways action, his favourite thing to do is to drape one of you legs over his side, straddle the other and start hitting it deep and slow. It gives you all the benefits of deep penetration you have when doing doggy style but you can still comfortably maintain eye contact.

Another favourite of his is hoisting you up into a partial bridge position, while he is on his knees. It gives him easy access to your clit or dick (yes, he can hold you up with just one arm, have you seen this man?) and he gets to grab at your hips and squeeze. If you're flexible enough he'll throw one of your legs up on his shoulder for added depth.

Best thing about his two favourites is that they can both be done with him on the bottom as well. Alternatively doggy is also something this man enjoys and that way you can really go hard on him and leave some nice bruises behind.