Naruto NSFW alphabet

Yamato NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Yamato is a HUGE softie when it comes to aftercare. He will ask for detailed instructions of how to take care of you afterwards before he even agrees to jump into the sack with you. Makes for less awkwardness plus he gets anxiety from being unprepared. Trust he will have everything ready to take care of you.
For him, you would make this mans afternoon if you would take a relaxing bath with him and maybe listen to some music. Or read a book together. Just some quiet downtime pls.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

On him...well it's kinda difficult, since he has a weird relationship with his body. Being a lab experiment, it sometimes makes him feel like his body isn't really his own and more a vessel to suit the needs of the village. That makes simple questions like this surprisingly difficult for him to answer. If he had to, he would say, that he likes that you like his body. He himself still struggles to have more than a neutral relationship with it.

On you, he really has a thing for your hands and fingers. When you touch him with those, he feels like his brain is melting out of his ears. He also likes to kiss your hands cause he's a gentleman like that and it makes for easy affection.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Comes for a long time and a pretty fair amount. Makes the most blissed out faces during it. Now for the bad news: It tastes bloody awful. Like weird asparagus. It's because of the high veg diet and shit. Good luck trying to swallow that swill it will probably make you gag something fierce.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Yamato is a very, very busy man. And he constantly has to worry about his senpais (Especially Kakashi-senpai), his senpais students (mostly Naruto) and probably a million and one other things. This understandably puts a lot of stress on him, along with his whole body being chronically thrown out of whack as it is, since he is a laboratory experiment. Considering this, it has occasionally happened that he just couldn't...perform as he wanted when it came down to it. This has happened occasionally between high stress missions or during times, where shit just plainly hit the fan. Don't worry tho and try again at a less busy time, you should be golden then. Or ya know, you don't always need a working dick to have fun, just saying.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

Ehhhhh...good question. No one knows. I'm not kidding, Yamato took the phrase "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" and he ran with it. Could be 50 people. Could be no one.
His steep learning curve when it comes to your body shows that he has at the very least some solid theoretical knowledge on how good sex is supposed to work.
Also he was an ANBU Root Shinobi so honeypot missions are something he may have had to do in the past. He's not really the type for it tho, not much of a smooth talker...
As I said, it's anyones guess at this point, he will not give a definitive answer on his body count.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary. This one likes to prove that "basic" doesn't always mean "boring". I mean, the things that man can do with his body. Not even fancy jutsu or anything, just that BODY! Umph! That ANBU training sure does a body good. Very good and consistent stroke action, plus very intense eye-contact.

For non-penetrative sex or eating out Yamato does a lot of standing and leaning on furniture action. Giving and receiving that is. For some reason his knees just refuse to buckle. However, his arms are shaking like he just deadlifted the homage building.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Unintentionally so most of the time. Yamato tends to struggle with social cues a lot so especially when it comes to sexy/dirty talk he is lost. at. sea. Honestly, synonyms for just about anything only work after thorough explanation and not as the smooth punchline you might think it is. Also cussing. You will earn the disappointed dad stare for it and yes, that can be kind of a mood killer but it's also plain hilarious how inept Yamato is when it comes to street lingo.