Calum: Are your legs made out of Vegemite, because I'd love to spread them.
Luke: I'm so tall you won't even need to get on your knees.
Ashton: My fingers aren't the only thing that's long.
Michael:You'd look better without my American apparel underwear.
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Fanfiction"Would you like an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss but only down under"
