Animator vs Animation/minecraft A.U.

Random oneshot

Purple was flying around with his elytra, when suddenly he caught a glimpse of green somewhere in the snow.

"Sup gur-"
"I'm a boy, you idiot." (purple is female, but is more comfortable being referred to as a male)
"I'm gender neutral, remember?"

"Right.." Green replied.
"And you are?...." Purple asked.
"Male, I'm straight."
"You sure you're not gay?"
"So what if I aaaam? It's not being gay if you're attracted to a girl, anyway."
"For the last time, I'm not a girl-"
"And who said I liked you? Ha!"

And with that, Purple gave him one last slap, and left.

Stupid Green. Why does he have to be so cute? He's still stupid either ways though.