SMG4 Oneshot: Your Dear Sister

Your Dear Sister

SMG4 lays motionless on the castle floor. He's bored out of his mind. It's Saturday. Something always happens on Saturday. And yet, nothing is happening. Mario's in jail, so he can't cause havoc There's no known eldritch demon trying to destroy the world. All of 4's friends are busy. Everything, unfortunately, is peaceful.

Knock knock

Finally something! SMG4 perks his head up and looks towards the castle door.

Knock knock

SMG4: "Coming!"

  Which one of his friends will it be? He dashes towards the door, ready to answer and (hopefully) have something to do. He swings the door open. Oh. That's not one of 4's friends. It's a girl he doesn't even recognize. Like not even someone he's seen in town before. A complete and utter stranger.

???: "Hey, 4... long time no see?"

  The girl is about SMG4's height, has blue hair with pink tips that's in a ponytail, has eyes just like 4's, and wears pink overalls that turn into a skirt and a matching hat, a white undershirt and matching pants, a smart watch on her right wrist, and boots that matched 4's.

SMG4: "Do I know you?"
???: "It's me..! Your sister?"

She quickly makes finger guns at SMG4 chuckles. 4 slowly tilts his head, very confused.

SMG4: "I... don't have a sister."

  The girl awkwardly lowers her finger guns and puts her hands at her sides.

???: "You don't remember me?"

  She sounds almost heartbroken.

SMG4: "Nope."
???: "Let me try this again... It's me! Minion!"

  Suddenly SMG4 remembers. This girl is his clone from when the Luigi Dolls first invaded! Crazy to think that was 8 years ago now...

SMG4: "Oh wow..! You've... changed."

  He awkwardly smiles at her.

Minion: "Yep! A lot can happen in 8 years..."

  She smiles right back. The two awkwardly laugh. God this is dreadful.

SMG4: "Ummm why don't you come inside?"

He offers as he steps aside to allow his sister in.

Minion: "Yeah sure..."

  She steps inside of the castle.

  The castle's much more than what Minion expected. When she first heard SMG4 got his own castle she didn't even believe it. She thought he'd just live in an apartment or something. She also didn't expect how empty the place would be.

Minion: "So... where's the furniture?"
SMG4: "Uhhhhhhh... not... here."

  Even though the rest of the castle is packed full of furniture, the main room is practically empty. It's a little sad.

SMG4: "Why don't we go to my room?"

Minion nods, and the two make their way to 4's room.

This room is much more heavily decorated. The difference between this room and the last is a little jarring for Minion.

Minion: "Wow! This is quite the upgrade..!"
SMG4: "I know..."

  Suddenly Minion's watch goes off. She's getting a call. However her ringtone is... familiar.