Nerdy Prudes Must Die A musical by Starkid Productions (Free on Youtube)
Ruth: I'm not like other girls. I'm way, way worse.
Steph, talking to Grace: With all due respect, which is none . . .
Max: I'm 80% awesome, 20% water, and 100% handsome. Pete: Thats's 200%? Max: I'M TWICE THE MAN YOU'LL EVER BE.
Richie: You need a hobby. Ruth: I have hobbies! Richie: Fawning over Pete isn't a hobby.
*At a speed dating event* Grace: Can I do a quick backgrohnd check on you? Max: Yeah sure. Grace: Okay cool, do you have a death certificate? Max: *Checks pulse* Sorry, not yet. Grace: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.
(This was fr what it gave me and I had to use it because it's so perfect)
Grace: Father, I have sinned Max: Daddy, I've been naughty
(This one's also pretty fucking accurate)
Max: Did you miss me while I was gone? Richie: You were gone?
(Okay real talk, this scared the shit out of me when it generated and I still can't believe how absolutely crazy it is)
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(Proof just incase you don't believe me for some reason)
Max: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Steph: Come on, Brenda. No one actually believes that Pete is in love with me. Brenda: Okay then, everyone raise your hand if you think that Peter Spankoffski is helplessly in love with Steph. *Everyone raises their hands* Steph: Pete, put your hand down.
(Brenda is the cheerleader Bryce Charles plays)
*Out grocery shopping* Grace: *Takes a free sample twice* Grace: Robbery and fraud, I am a horrible person and a rebel.
