Kronk and Boun's Legendary Cafe Of Groovy & Delicious Splendor was really serving up more than just Kronk's famous spinach puffs. In fact, it was PACKED!
Every character from all over the studio was enjoying all sorts of foods. From unbirthday cupcakes with loads upon loads of frosting, to yummy fettuccine alfredo, to even tantalizing pizza, digging into a delicious meal was practically the best part of anyone's day.
But when it came to one customer in particular, he was really living it up at the bar table, sipping cup after cup of mocha latte.
It was Valentino the goat.
Cup after cup he went, sipping and sipping with a hearty "Baa" in his heart. But on yet another ordinary cup, up floated Star, who sprinkled some of his magical dust into it. Valentino shrugged as he sipped the cup of his sweet, dusty latte.
He didn't know what he was getting into.
"I'm confused. When does the magic happen?" Valentino suddenly spoke.
Wait...
He spoke?!
Everyone at the cafe had all eyes on Valentino as he continued, "I can talk? I can talk! I'm talking! Really, I am talking! Ha! Who knew my voice could be this low?"
No one had expected that. No one except for...
"KROOOOOONK!!!!"
Uh-oh. This could mean trouble.
None other than Yzma, Kronk's old boss, wandered into the cafe, waiting to roast him. While Boun continued to serve a hungry line of customers his famous cooked shrimp, Kronk went out of the kitchen and right up to Yzma. "Okay then, Yzma, you old boss o' mine, you. Roast me all you want. BUT, right after you finish this bowl of my apology spinach puffs." Everybody's favorite chef told Yzma as she went ahead and took a big bite.
Then, of course, everyone expected her to hate it. Even Hades. "Knew it was coming!" The Lord of the Underworld spoke up, "Knew it! Called it! Predicted it! We all did, didn't we all? Heh, that face of hers don't lie a bit!"
"Ugh! This tastes awful!" Yzma rambled, "It's like I'm being fed baby food from a big idiot." Kronk gasped in shock before Yzma finished with "A big dumb idiot named Kronk! Plus, I never even liked those spinach puffs anyway!"
In his imagination, Kronk gasped again as his angel and devil selves stood on either shoulder. His devil self was clearly on edge, waiting to clobber his boss with all they got. "That's it." Devil Kronk realized before cocking his trident like a shotgun, "She's goin' DOWN!" "Now, now. Remember, gentlemen." Angel Kronk informed the two, "From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward."
The three Kronks all looked up to spot a gigantic, expensive, and golden chandelier hanging above, conveniently next to an anvil it was connected to with some rope.
"That'll work." All three Kronks agreed in complete and utter unison as they sprung into action, with Kronk grabbing scissors, Angel Kronk cutting the rope and letting the anvil loose, and Devil Kronk detaching the chain out the chandelier, causing both it and the anvil to finally fall on Yzma, making...her...DEAD!
Well, Disney-dead, anyway.
As soon as our three victorious Kronks got their vengeance, out came Yzma from the rubble, bruised with scratchmarks on her face (Because hey, you can't actually kill someone in a Disney story).
As she left the cafe with a huff, all eyes were back to Valentino again, as he was ordering yet another latte, but this time to-go. For he, Asha, and Star had an evil, wish-granting, power-hungry king to stop.
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