Fourth Wall

Just the beginning

Have you ever felt like you were going mad? Knowing your reality wasn't real, but you were the only one? No? I guess you wouldn't. That's me though...In every waking moment of each day. Could make you feel like you were going insane. However, I've learned to live with it. Learned to live within this reality I know is being watched and laughed at by thousands of people everywhere on television, like we didn't exist within it. Like we aren't even real...Well in a sense we aren't but to ourselves we are. See? It's thoughts like that, that could make you feel mad. It's thoughts like this, that could end up putting you in a psyche ward. So yeah, no. I'm not doing that again, I just got my life back on track. So normally I just put the thoughts of convincing others to think the same as me to the side. Normally. 

But you're hearing me, aren't you? You're seeing me on screen right now, and hearing my narrative right? That means something is changing, that for some reason I am becoming a role in this act you're watching. For some reason, you're focusing on me. Who even am I though? Where am I from? What fucking reality am I talking about? Questions, questions, questions; always full of questions. Luckily for you, unfortunately for me, I am full of answers! Now the question I have for you is are you ready? Ready to know the depth of your favorite show? That entertainment you enjoy while drinking your drinks, taking your favorite drugs, and snacking disgusting food to? Honestly, I wish I didn't even know. Like really, you try knowing that the golden boy Homelander is played by a guy from New Zealand! Changes your perspective when you look at him. I imagine him with an accent sometimes, and boy is it hard to keep a straight face.

Anyway, I lost my train of thought for a second. I just never had anyone listen to me before. It's like I'm finally talking to someone that understands me! Even if I can't hear you talk back, I sure as hell can imagine though. 'Get to the point!' I'm assuming you're yelling. Let me get back to it then. My name is Valerie and I'm a supe from the hit show The Boys. My powers are Fourth Wall breaking also known as Fourth Wall Awareness, along with other things attached to it. Nothing interesting, just maddening. Hence eventually why I'm called the Mad Hatter. Very unoriginal if you ask me but that's beside the point. I'm guessing however if you're hearing me now that means you'll be seeing me a lot more, and learning my backstory and how my story unfolds in the exciting plot of the show. Or fanfiction. I just learned you kinky fucks like to write that kind of shit. No judgment though.

Well, we should get this show on the road! Buckle up, and we can cut this first-person crap out.