Mend Your Broken Heart

Chapta 1 F@ck It's Monday

Oooh how lovely it is Monday and the bees r buzzin and the birds are a chirping haha I wish it is December everything is cold and snowy. This sucks because I have to walk my self to school in that slushy gray yuck. I just wanna lay here all warm and cozy in my bed and I start to drift off when.... "AUDREY BEAR WAKEY WAKEY EGGS WHITES AND TURKEY BAKEYYYYY!!!" Ugh why did mom have to be on another health kick I hate Turkey bacon an she knows it. I groan into my pillow and lift my head up slightly 

"Mum please ohh please don't make me go to school I'm tired....." 

"Sorry babe but with that C this semester I don't think so." 

"Ughhh FINE!" I roll my self out of bed falling on the floor ever so gracefully. I just lay there for a moment and my mom go's 

"AUDREY!! Injuring your self is not going to change my mind now get up or no baking in this house for a week. I sprung my self up shot daggers at my mom then smiled "I am up mother you can leave me now." She hated when I gave her sass. She didn't argue and lecture me this time scorrree. I slowly dragged my feet to my closet I chose a over size hoodie a Beatles t-shirt and skinny jeans with the rips and got out my snow aka slush boots and tossed my Ugg slippers In my bag and put my hair in a messy bun(**A/n there should be a picture of her outfit on the side**)  I trudged down the stairs and skipped to the fridge Grabbed a juice box(don't judge me I like my juice) and a Greek yogurt and some chips made my way to the coat closet. I grabbed one and left. 

"Heyy Odd!!" Kody said as I met her at Starbucks before school. 

"Sup kody where's Mann ??" I said noticing my bro was not here yet. 

" ohh he can't make it he is to busy with his new bird." She stuck he tung out on disgust, I swear that boy has a different shag every week. 

"OMG who spill it!!" I couldn't help but laugh (like a retarted potato&yes I know potatoes can't laugh but whatever I can think what I want)poor girl did not know she was gonna get the pump and dump.  

"Margrette Awstone poor girly doesn't know she is just gunna be another shag." She said with a frown. I remember when that cheeky boy tried to get into my pants yea I don't know what happened but some how i broke his nose. So lets just say he didn't try that again haha and, since then we've Been inseparable besties.  

"Hey I am gunna get some coffee what ki-" that's when our trusty Mann bust through the doors of Starbucks  

" guys help." He heaved in a breath "I. Broke it. Off. With . Margrette. But. She wound to take no for an answer she is crazy Odd crazy I tell you. So I ran an...... Hide meeee pleasee." AHHH how I loved when this happens I give him my sweater my snow boots ( dont judge him he has small feet he is like a 5.5US mens) and pom Pom hat and find him a news paper and then margerette bust through the doors and starts calling to Mann. I scurry over to the front to "complain" about this disturbance and have that crazy girl removed at once. I felt a little bad seeing her get draged out by two Guards and let me tell you they were struggling with he damn she is a fighter. OMG gotta blog about this. I dont know if people even read it but i like to write on my blog makes me feel important and the funny thing is no one suspects it is me not that I think any one reads it. I grabbed my shiny iPhone from my back pocket and started trapping away at the screen. ~ that awkward situation that only happens to Odd ppl: when ur besties shag chases him into a coffee shop and u have to dress him up like a girl and watch the poor girl get dragged out by guards haha the fun never ends with BGFs.

" hey watcha doing Odd?" I guess I giggled to my self and Mann just gave me the wtff (~•~•a/n that means what the flying fish trying to keep this pg13 for now (; •~•~)and I just sat there like a loon and laughed some more.