Young Justice Deadpool

Because I'm deadpool

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the merc with the mouth
In MARVEL comic made by
Rob Liefeld and Fabian Nicieza
In that universe was where I spent most of my days kill bad and even kill the hole marvel universe.
Chillin' out, with beer relaxin in a pool of death all cool And shootin those who mess with me
When a guys in his 20
Started making story's about helluva boss and if mlp had a badass fighting guy in it
I got in one little fight with him scaring his so bad he pissed his pants he got scared
I said, "You're gone make a story about me in young Justice.
I begged and pleaded with him for day after day
But he soon agreed packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
He gave me a hand shake and hand me my ticket
I put on TeamHeadkick Deadpool rap on and said, "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo this is awesome
Drinking bleach out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people think I like?
Hmm, this might be alright
Is this the type of place that he just send this cool merc?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the merc with the mouth
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a bat standing on to of a building posing like a fool
I ain't trying to fight just yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like when you have Indian food,
I whistled for a cab with dopinder and when it came near
The license plate said, DPYJ"
I pulled up to the apartment about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo go win Gita heart back.
I looked at my Room
I was finally there
To sit on my chair as the merc with the mouth

(We open with Deadpool in his apartment as he listens to his messages)

Vincent Answering machine: deadpool it's Vincent J Richard from. New Jersey you know the guy you kept calling dickhead when you cornered me in the parking lot the other night on my why home. anyway i looked over your proposal not eager. gonna pretend i understand any of it the answer is. But the awesome no we're gonna pass on your big story idea.

(End call)

YELLOW: what he say no but this was are chance to join the justice league)

WHITE: Maybe we shouldn't have written the proposal in crayon]

Deadpool relax you know he's gone call back.

(Click a remote and boom)

YELLOW: Oh yeah because of the)

(Answering machine)

Vincent J Richard: Hey Deadpool it's Vincent Ah you know dickhead. Remember when I called you earlier and said no. AHAHAH. I'm such a kidder because I meant yeah of course the new perpusers you sent over this morning went off with a big bang to where it blow my grandpa away genius just genius so sum it up congratulations let's make a story together.

Deadpool: Once again are explosive personality win the day.

YELLOW: High five)

WHITE: No Hight five where voices his are head]

Vincent Answering machine: ill start on the script right now.